1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the oben, nach oben of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy bär and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. Du hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as Du can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say Du were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Zufällig person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive Du cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Zufällig girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If Du are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If Du are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz oder dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy bär and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. Du hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as Du can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say Du were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Zufällig person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive Du cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Zufällig girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If Du are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If Du are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz oder dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the Weiter week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told Du I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell Du again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can Du tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the Weiter week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told Du I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell Du again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can Du tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because Du Liebe someone else doesn't mean Du have to break one Mehr heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how Du look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, Du can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if Du dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who Du want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when Du can enjoy being who Du are.
-Alana
if Du let yourself down, Du let everyone behind Du down.
-Alana
your first Liebe will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because Du Liebe someone else doesn't mean Du have to break one Mehr heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how Du look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, Du can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if Du dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who Du want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when Du can enjoy being who Du are.
-Alana
if Du let yourself down, Du let everyone behind Du down.
-Alana
your first Liebe will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a ente
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
Kommentar tell your Friends then I will make Mehr spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I Liebe making these for Du so comment. All the Kommentare I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm Schreiben all this cuz I need a longer Artikel so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
2 sing a song like a ente
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
Kommentar tell your Friends then I will make Mehr spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I Liebe making these for Du so comment. All the Kommentare I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm Schreiben all this cuz I need a longer Artikel so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns