mysterious Liebe
- chapter 13-
"Ok Du can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought Du would like them."
"Well Du were right! " Then I realized I was Schauspielen like a 6 Jahr old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not Schauspielen like a six Jahr old." Mathew smiled at me.
How did he no that?
Then of course me being me.i
I sagte the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.
"You look so cute when Du smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes.
Ugh I am such a DORK! june why would Du say somthing lik...
"I no." He cut me of before I could finish me stupied mumble I was having with my self.
(Am I crazy if I talk to my self in my head? mabe I should look that up on Google or...)
"So are we going to drive them oder not?" He smiled again,I think just cus he know's that I go crazy when he does.
"Yeah...but umm I really dont no how and I don't want to wreck them."
"Well hmmm...I could always get in with Du and Zeigen Du how , Its a two seater?" He gave me a very onery look.
I just look at him and sagte with a smile, "Well I think that just mit help what about you?"
"I think it could to."
He ran over to the go karte, warenkorb and taped oder the sitz behind him.
"So Du coming oder are Du just to scared?"
"Me scared Ha Ha."
I ran over and jump in the sitz behind him and put my arms around his waist.
Then Du could here the sound of the little engine,and the go karte, warenkorb took of and my red hair was flying in the wind like on of the old shows, with a lady in a corvette.
And her hair blowing in the wind. (every girls dream.)
- chapter 13-
"Ok Du can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought Du would like them."
"Well Du were right! " Then I realized I was Schauspielen like a 6 Jahr old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not Schauspielen like a six Jahr old." Mathew smiled at me.
How did he no that?
Then of course me being me.i
I sagte the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.
"You look so cute when Du smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes.
Ugh I am such a DORK! june why would Du say somthing lik...
"I no." He cut me of before I could finish me stupied mumble I was having with my self.
(Am I crazy if I talk to my self in my head? mabe I should look that up on Google or...)
"So are we going to drive them oder not?" He smiled again,I think just cus he know's that I go crazy when he does.
"Yeah...but umm I really dont no how and I don't want to wreck them."
"Well hmmm...I could always get in with Du and Zeigen Du how , Its a two seater?" He gave me a very onery look.
I just look at him and sagte with a smile, "Well I think that just mit help what about you?"
"I think it could to."
He ran over to the go karte, warenkorb and taped oder the sitz behind him.
"So Du coming oder are Du just to scared?"
"Me scared Ha Ha."
I ran over and jump in the sitz behind him and put my arms around his waist.
Then Du could here the sound of the little engine,and the go karte, warenkorb took of and my red hair was flying in the wind like on of the old shows, with a lady in a corvette.
And her hair blowing in the wind. (every girls dream.)
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitarre by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if Du think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if Du just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if Du think that we cant sing it faster then Du wrong but itll help if Du just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if Du just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitarre by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if Du think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if Du just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if Du think that we cant sing it faster then Du wrong but itll help if Du just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if Du just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond Bewegen 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got Home and found the wife preparing abendessen and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 Mehr feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she Antworten back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond Bewegen 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got Home and found the wife preparing abendessen and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 Mehr feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she Antworten back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic Sekunde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying Du simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Liebe your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying Du simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Liebe your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'