Du know what I hate? When Du hold the door open for some Zufällig fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on Von without saying thank Du oder even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.
It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:
Um, excuse me, who the hell do Du think Du are? Do Du not see me opening this door for you, wasting Sekunden of my life for some Zufällig dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill Du to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life Von even a jiffy and yes that's an actual unit of time. You won't even have to pause in your walking. Du know what bitch, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU! All Du have to do is just do that little nod thing to say "Eh dude, I realize you're there man." But you're too much of a snobby bastard/bastardette to do even that?!?! What the fuck?! Ugh, Du dumb Canterlot ponies.... /shot
I mean seriously, this is not a damn automatic door, I am a person standing here politely holding the door for Du so Du don't have to waste your time pushing it open, yet Du can't even say thanks when I'm wasting mine?! I want to schlagen, punsch Du in the genitals. ._. Now now now, I would have no problem with this if Du were perhaps a mute, on the phone with the president, holding 5 Babys and are too busy making sure none of them are dropped to say anything, don't speak English, oder something among those lines. But 99% of the time, that's not the case. What's your problem with saying thanks? Hell I just could've slammed the door in your face if I wanted to, because who are Du to me?! I don't know you! Alas I'm standing there on my feet -and I HATE standing- holding this damn door open for Du because I'm being polite, unlike you, Du motherfucker.
K so I might add Mehr to this rant later bai.
It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:
Um, excuse me, who the hell do Du think Du are? Do Du not see me opening this door for you, wasting Sekunden of my life for some Zufällig dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill Du to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life Von even a jiffy and yes that's an actual unit of time. You won't even have to pause in your walking. Du know what bitch, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU! All Du have to do is just do that little nod thing to say "Eh dude, I realize you're there man." But you're too much of a snobby bastard/bastardette to do even that?!?! What the fuck?! Ugh, Du dumb Canterlot ponies.... /shot
I mean seriously, this is not a damn automatic door, I am a person standing here politely holding the door for Du so Du don't have to waste your time pushing it open, yet Du can't even say thanks when I'm wasting mine?! I want to schlagen, punsch Du in the genitals. ._. Now now now, I would have no problem with this if Du were perhaps a mute, on the phone with the president, holding 5 Babys and are too busy making sure none of them are dropped to say anything, don't speak English, oder something among those lines. But 99% of the time, that's not the case. What's your problem with saying thanks? Hell I just could've slammed the door in your face if I wanted to, because who are Du to me?! I don't know you! Alas I'm standing there on my feet -and I HATE standing- holding this damn door open for Du because I'm being polite, unlike you, Du motherfucker.
K so I might add Mehr to this rant later bai.