Welcome to The Weakest Link.
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Fragen to determine the level of your intellect.
Your Antworten must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating oder wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: Du are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in Sekunde place.
In which position are Du now?
Answer:
If Du answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Du overtook the Sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the Weiter Frage try not to be so dumb.
2 : If Du overtake the last runner, what position are Du now in?
Answer:
If Du answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can Du over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. Du would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes oder use a calculator, and remember your Antworten must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although Du should manage to get the last Frage right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie Du ding-bat!!! Read the Frage properly!!!!!
Du are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Fragen to determine the level of your intellect.
Your Antworten must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating oder wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: Du are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in Sekunde place.
In which position are Du now?
Answer:
If Du answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Du overtook the Sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the Weiter Frage try not to be so dumb.
2 : If Du overtake the last runner, what position are Du now in?
Answer:
If Du answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can Du over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. Du would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes oder use a calculator, and remember your Antworten must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although Du should manage to get the last Frage right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie Du ding-bat!!! Read the Frage properly!!!!!
Du are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rodney Dangerfield
When a man brings his wife Blumen for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, Du haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. Du order what Du want, then when Du see what the other fellow has, Du wish Du had ordered that.
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
When a man brings his wife Blumen for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, Du haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. Du order what Du want, then when Du see what the other fellow has, Du wish Du had ordered that.
Unknown
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner