Whenever Du are Weiter bored, oder feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Insist that your E-Mail address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' oder 'elvis-the-king'.
Every time someone asks Du to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your garbage can on your schreibtisch and label it "IN."
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".
Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."
dont use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a Poesie recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Put moskito netting around your cubicle at work. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
Five days in advance, tell your Friends Du can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Have your co-workers address Du Von your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
When the money comes out of the cash machine, scream "I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"
When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.
Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them Du have other plans.
Send yourself a CandyGram.
Have a tee party with your pets.
Make a Liste of things to do that Du have already done.
Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.
Write checks with Roman numerals.
Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.
Leaf through a National Geographic and draw clothes on everybody.
Drive to the store in reverse.
Start a nasty rumor and see if Du recognize it when it comes back to you.
Read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages.
Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.
Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.
Write a short story using alphabet soup.
Talk to your fish.
Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias.
Start conversations with the words, "Did Du ever wonder why..."
Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's Mehr to them than meets the eye."
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Insist that your E-Mail address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' oder 'elvis-the-king'.
Every time someone asks Du to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your garbage can on your schreibtisch and label it "IN."
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".
Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."
dont use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a Poesie recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Put moskito netting around your cubicle at work. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
Five days in advance, tell your Friends Du can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Have your co-workers address Du Von your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
When the money comes out of the cash machine, scream "I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"
When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.
Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them Du have other plans.
Send yourself a CandyGram.
Have a tee party with your pets.
Make a Liste of things to do that Du have already done.
Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.
Write checks with Roman numerals.
Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.
Leaf through a National Geographic and draw clothes on everybody.
Drive to the store in reverse.
Start a nasty rumor and see if Du recognize it when it comes back to you.
Read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages.
Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.
Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.
Write a short story using alphabet soup.
Talk to your fish.
Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias.
Start conversations with the words, "Did Du ever wonder why..."
Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's Mehr to them than meets the eye."
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't Fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their Profil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to Fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a Fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my Weiter reason...
If Du have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to Fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a Fan of 'Random' oder 'Harry Potter' oder 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will Fan Du back.
On the other hand, if Du are looking at this thinking that Du haven't done any of these things, then feel free to Fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to Fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a Fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my Weiter reason...
If Du have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to Fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a Fan of 'Random' oder 'Harry Potter' oder 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will Fan Du back.
On the other hand, if Du are looking at this thinking that Du haven't done any of these things, then feel free to Fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell Du my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell Du what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person Du will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my Liebe even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell Du my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell Du what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person Du will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my Liebe even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave Du hanging. I think my Titel is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's sagte that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way oder another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what Du think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the Foto on my end tabelle and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what Du think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the Foto on my end tabelle and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
Thanksgiving is my Favorit holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, Du get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are Du ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" sagte the pie. it was kürbis pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i Liebe you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are Du doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
"hello there pie, are Du ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" sagte the pie. it was kürbis pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i Liebe you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are Du doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla