twerking chicken

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posted by TimberHumphrey

On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was Lost in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we wanna go

In your house I long to be
Room Von room patiently
I'll wait for Du there
Like a stone
I'll wait for Du there
Alone

On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there Du led me on

In your house I long to be
Room Von room patiently
I'll wait for Du there
Like a stone
I'll...

Kate and miles the turning

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"Evil triumphs when good men do nothing"

posted by BlindBandit92

I am so sick and tired of people not trying to understand another person's plight. I am so tired of people not having solidarity when many groups have gone through horrific things. This world is divided Von many factors. Sexism,racism,homophobia,transphobia,classism and I can continue to go on and on. But whenever someone tells someone else who has not experienced sagte issue. Sometimes the reaction is: "I don't believe you." "I haven't seen it so it doesn't happen" "All (insert any group that has received the short end of the stick on any occasion) are moronic and they don't realize what a great...

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The Man Who Shot 50 Cent - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for Du all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on Playstation 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I Liebe the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the Musik is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...

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boob

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40 Laws every girl should know about boys

posted by RipDudeHugh

Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: stechpalme, holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund

Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund

1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.

2.You can Liebe any boy, as every boy can Liebe reciprocally.

3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.

4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped oder broken.

5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.

6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.

7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.

8.We do not have our own house ready...

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Jamie Chung

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards Von an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD Du PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has Du reunite a zoophile with his Favorit horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when Du do the "right" thing, Du often end up making people's lives worse. Du give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with Du to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who Du helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

We Can't Stop (Furry Parody)

posted by ShadowFan100

Lyrics

I'm a furry, I can do what I want
You're a furry, Du can do what Du want
We're all furries, we can do what we want
We can sing where we want
We can dance where we want

I'm a furry, I can do what I want
You're a furry, Du can do what Du want
We're all furries, we can do what we want
We can hang where we want
Have fun where we want

People in fursuits everywhere
Paws in the air, like we don't care
'Cuz we came to have so much fun now
Got our fursuits on and we gonna furry it out

If you're not ready to go home
Can I get a "Hell no"?
'Cuz we're gonna furry all night
'Till we see the sunlight, alright

So,...

My oben, nach oben 10 Favorit Alice in Wonderland Characters

posted by Windrises

This Liste is about the characters from Johnny Depp's Alice in Wonderland films. The 2010 and 2016 Alice films have various enjoyable characters. Everybody on the Liste except for the oben, nach oben 2 is in alphabetical order. I hope Du enjoy the Liste and feel free to mention your Favorit characters from the 2010 and 2016 Alice films.

Cheshire Cat

The Cheshire Cat was briefly a rival of the Hatter, but the Cheshire Cat turned out to be a useful and amusing character. Also he has a nice voice.

Dormouse

In Zurück versions of Alice in Wonderland the Dormouse was a sleepy guy, but the Dormouse is a heroic...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

posted by Canada24

Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's Sekunde life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them Von confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled Von the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

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Canada24's oben, nach oben ten most badass actors..

posted by Canada24

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. Du really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him Mehr in Filme like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....

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My oben, nach oben 5 Favorit Undertale Characters

posted by Famegurl754

Hello there, Zufällig people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present Du my oben, nach oben 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a Monat Vor and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans oder Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses oder bosses in this list, I might make a separate Liste for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught Du how to respect people's opinions,...

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schildkröte sandwich #1: star, sterne Wars

posted by TheMagicLoki

Here it is! The first episode of schildkröte Sandwich! Hope Du enjoy viewing this as much as I enjoyed making it! It might not be as good as Du were hoping, so feel free to provide criticism if Du think it would improve the series.

And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)

Robbie Kay

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BlindMaiden.com - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the Home of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard Du try, your browser won't allow Du to enter the site. Du see, to access this site, Du must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in Frage is a New Moon night. Du must be on your own in your Home with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will Du be granted access to the site.

As...

TDF REVIEWS THINGS: My Little pony (spoilerz)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls Zeigen that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little Schokolade sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, regenbogen hündin and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.