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Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, Hey boy
Gotta make Du mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, Hey boy
You’re really laid back and Du play it smooth
Hey boy, Hey boy
I see the way Du Bewegen from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish Du knew, what Du do
I can’t take my eyes off...
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(I gotta get some baby
Won’t Du Zeigen me some baby
I gotta get some baby)
Show me some positivity
(Mmmmm)
Show me some positivity (Oh, ooh, yeah)
From where I stand I see
A world of possibilities
So don’t be going negative on me oo baby yeah
Love is hard
That’s alright
Give it time
It’s worth the ride
You know
It’s all in the way you
You’re lookin’ at me
I’m lookin’ at you
What Mehr do Du want
Show me some positivity
It’s all that I got
It’s leading me on
Can’t leave it alone
Show me some positivity
You’re makin’ it harder
Than it has to be
So won’t u please Zeigen me (He,e,e,e)
Some positivity...
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Am sure Du all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people Von where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out Videos about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that Von just looking at the title, Du know it was made Von someone who lacks a soul. here is the Titel of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when Du think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by -Yusha-
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posted by CuteBlossom123
1) Du guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want Du showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way Du can tell a girl likes Du is when she's out of words when Du talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks Du if Du like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...
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10. Tell a Zufällig person Du Liebe them
9. go up to a worker and ask them Zufällig questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big oder for guys just a Zufällig bra and ask a worker how Du look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a Zufällig person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Essen before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the oben, nach oben of your lungs
posted by Anime_Gir1235
Ok my brother(pikachu700 his dumb self) had this crazy dream about Darla Dimple and... people here i'll tell Du that story :3
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS messer AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours oder mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do Du put that back?"

I had a lot of fun Schreiben these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
Look guys, I'm really sorry about how I overreacted to Fanpop's many changes earlier. I was just angry that my computer was slow, and I overreacted. For that I'm really sorry.


XxKeithHarkinxX, I'm especially sorry to you. I know we've had a few disagreements here and there, but this pushed me to my limit, and again, I overreacted because nobody would listen to me about my computer issues. I want to just patch up the hole and be friends. If Du don't, that's cool, just know that I'm sorry.

I'm also sorry to Fanpop.... I wouldn't give the new format a chance. I hope my apology can pay for everyone...
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley oder our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I sagte giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the brot and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the herz one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do Du know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, Liebe
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I Liebe Du and I'm not afraid, oh

Can Du hear me?
Can Du feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of Du
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow baum
(Come and find me)

I know Du hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of Du
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the Fragen really loudly and if they try to tell Du to be quite say "shhh this is a test Du know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering Zufällig numbers to the person Weiter to Du and then when the teacher tells Du off say "They made me give them the Antwort oder they sagte they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at Du say "What are Du lookin at!" oder "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on oben, nach oben of the tabelle and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have Du been spying on me and teling it everything!"
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my Fantasy is flying
It's a schloss in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Drachen now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a schloss in the sky
oder there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your schloss in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads Du to the moon 'cause..."
posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have Du ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would Du ask such a Frage now? Du don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when Du were 35 years old and Du really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give Du a loan? Remember how one Tag the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no Fragen asked?"

"Oh, Betty, Du did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for Du Du twit she was only after your money and could have gegeben a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" oder "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He sagte "I'd like to have one too." Then I sagte "But this is a dog". He sagte he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He sagte I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can Du believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how Du respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Du want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee Mehr than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My herz skips a beat
When Du walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with Du until the end

I give my herz and my soul to you
To make Du see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant Du see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Du want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Du AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Du 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST star, sterne IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Du EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Du BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF oder I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Zeigen earlyer!Bye!
The End