Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can Löschen the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused Von Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle Du with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a herz attack; his herz lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.
I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope Du realize how inconvient that is.
Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!
Good Friends don't let Du do stupid things ... alone.
Don't make me call my flying monkeys!
Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! Du actually think I care :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.
If Du met my family, you'd understand.
HAHA. Wait, what?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
"Hey, guess what?" "No."
Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope Du realize how inconvient that is.
Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!
Good Friends don't let Du do stupid things ... alone.
Don't make me call my flying monkeys!
Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! Du actually think I care :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.
If Du met my family, you'd understand.
HAHA. Wait, what?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
"Hey, guess what?" "No."
Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT datum IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D