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its cute

Foto

funny

LOL

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rAnDoM

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This Is a Zufällig Spot :)

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Source: My ipod & Some App

Good Morning

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Only Lonely ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Another long and sleepless night
You need someone to hold Du tight
Sometimes Liebe don't know wrong from right
Another long and senseless
Fight was all Du knew they're all the same
There's no one left to take the blame
What's behind this masquerade
How do we win these losin'
Games we play, words we say
Cutting wounds we know they run so deep
Leave it all behind you
Or someday Liebe will find you

Only lonely, ooh, I can't stop hurting you
Only lonely, ooh, but I can't stop loving you
Only lonely, ooh, how much pain does it take

It's getting sometimes I don't know
When to stop when to go
Sometimes we're so afraid...

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Burning For Liebe ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I've been lied to and Du been cheated
I've been cried to, Du been mistreated
I've been watching you, Du want action
You need Liebe and I need satisfaction

I'm burning for love
Filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)
It's down to the wire
I'm making my move, I'm looking for you
I'm burning for love

You're the victim it's in your eyes
I'm the suspect and love's the crime
Tensions mounting bodies aching
I can't take the anticipation

I'm burning for love
I’m filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)...

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Overrated ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Yeah, oh
I pass my reflection, it’s someone else
I see your invention and not myself
I turned into your perfect girl
A total stranger
Now I see and I don’t want to

Being Du when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
The truth is I’m wanting me back
‘Cause I can’t take this
I gotta be who I am underneath
Who I gave up so you’d believe
Being Du when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
So overrated

I let Du control me oder so Du thought
Don’t think that you’re perfect, you’re so messed up
I hid away the best of me
Too scared to notice
Now I do and I’m not going to

Being Du when it’s...

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life and death??

posted by hetaliaitaly

Well here Du are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven oder hell

an afterlife
or a nothingness

forgiveness
or an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have Du come here ?
What do Du need ?

To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe Du want to take them to die . . . ?

But I ask Du now..
how many of these pills

would Du take each Tag to live ?

To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?

These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs oder antidepressants.

I feel happy, I feel...

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST star, sterne ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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Let's put on a play! part 1 ~ Come and Mitmachen the drama club!

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and Mitmachen us!
Allex: Ok. What are Du doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.

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?

posted by shutyourface

don't worry this Artikel is not about schaf, schafe oder bananas it is about a Mehr serious matter.

this is a Debatte and i want everyone Lesen this
Schreiben a Kommentar about what Du think is write oder wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

oder the chicken?

thats my Debatte and i want EVERYONE who's a Fan
of Zufällig to write what they think is right

and become a Fan of me and become a Fan of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
oder the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

Kai (EXO-K)

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Kpop~♥

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Zufällig pie :P

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits

Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter

Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down

Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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10 most stupid Fragen people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When Du meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are Du doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t Du try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When Du ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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The 20 Dumbest Fragen asked on Yahoo Antwort

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious Artikel on pcworld.com
Don't know who the Autor is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's Auszeichnungen Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a Passwort other than "password" oder "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits Weiter to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be Mehr imaginative.

I will not bore my boss Von with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some Mehr excuses.

I will do less laundry and use Mehr deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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A fat fairy princess.

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Jokes

posted by Usui--takumi

Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did Du get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pinguin rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...

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Trick Fragen

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Fragen to determine the level of your intellect. Your Antworten must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating oder wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Du are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in Sekunde place.
In which position are Du now?

Answer:

If Du answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Du overtook the Sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Weiter Frage try not to be so dumb.

2 : If Du overtake the last...