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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Du AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Du 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST star, sterne IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Du EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Du BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF oder I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Zeigen earlyer!Bye!
The End

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InvaderCalliope on a trip to the beach!

posted by invadercalliope

Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying Home and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING Von TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go Von car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!

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a Zufällig song

posted by trentgwenfan1

i Liebe cereal yes i do

i Liebe cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i Liebe cerial yes i do i Liebe cerial Du better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if Du can't have crealeal

do not steal

i Liebe creal yes we do i Liebe ceral Du should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i Liebe ccerale yes i do

i Liebe crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some Zufällig songs Du made up plz commet

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11. SURE things yOU wish yuor boyfriend didnt know about you!!!

posted by neonstars

1.where Du keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid oder nawt!!
3.Who Du talk 2 on the phone
4.THat Du are super jelous oder other girls (or boys)
5.That Du hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up Du will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That Du have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart Du are at fixing things.

GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!

I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!

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What Business Brand Slogans Taught Me

posted by KittyTDA98

1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that Du can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the Home Depot is Mehr saving and Mehr doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are Mehr than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...

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A severe warning of a perverted fanpopper Du should all stay away from! :O

posted by K5-HOWL

esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me

Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Updates if Du want :)

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part to of ~haunted~ ~hell~ ~house~ ~HHH~

posted by CUTEDXC

me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy Du do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for Mehr hours and my Friends will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...

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your Liebe is suicide( original song)

posted by outsidersfan_14

i hope Du like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first Artikel i put on here so plz Kommentar , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format

YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know Du amy not understand
but if Du can
please understand
I see Du underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would Du say? take this away
If i told Du how i feel, would it be real oder is this all fake??

Chourus: your Liebe is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...

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Rain, sunshine and licerish!(read while listenning to Your body's a wonderland-JohnMayer)

posted by 555YJ

i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the straße
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one Weiter to me
i...

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seasolnal festivals !!

posted by aya3

it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every Jahr people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...

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Pie ay ay(the pie song).

posted by Jamie38459

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, kekse, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).

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Yeah Me; The Nerd Chapter 2 Carlz The Merida - Legende der Highlands

posted by cute20k

As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's Tag time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get Home so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it Home in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...

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Myspace Lies

posted by HaiSuG96

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, Videos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i Liebe my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones Du see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they Liebe their haters, and sometimes I think "if Du Liebe your haters, then why do Du hate back?" seriously....

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the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis – Jäger der Finsternis on my other shoulder

posted by orangeturnip

when that Angel – Jäger der Finsternis sits on my shoulder
whispers into my herz
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis appears to Du in form of desire
Du float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
Du jump about
cos Du cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel – Jäger der Finsternis with her good intensions
will make Du fly
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis will make Du cry
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis will make Du feel how others feel
so Du can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost

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Oldest of memories from me and 3 Friends who need lives. XD

posted by MF114

EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A Tag dont go Von Du dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF Du do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta Du XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...

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fangs and pelz

posted by hotice

" I know what Du want from me.you want me to tell Du my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to Du . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell Du i could get a lot of people around me hurt " sagte the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what Du will tell me today " sagte the man .

"Alright but Du will not like what i tell Du .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " sagte the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if Du want hear Mehr . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u

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For the JOB HUNTERS~~~ "Do Nots For Interviws"

posted by scarlet009

♥♥♥.............again found this.not Von me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger oder a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American oder Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance oder anything else that might be considered ......

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Subcultures: Industrial.

posted by I_love_Mikey

Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...

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Naturally lyrics

posted by KatiiCullen94

how Du chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what Du feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what Du do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i Liebe the way Du know
who Du are and to me it's exciting
when Du know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...

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Story of a vampire girl ch 3

posted by Fangirl99

As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...