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10 ways that Lord Voldemort is like a sterotypical teenage girl:)

posted by precious211

They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It Suits him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling Du an...

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Higurashi Zitate

posted by invadercalliope

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Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing Mehr than the the people who Du spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions Du speak of are only Friends during those fun, yet unimportant...

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DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)

posted by hannah16

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für höhle, den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...

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Everybody Loves Raymond Zitate

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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to Liebe Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to Liebe every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are Du talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, Du have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond]...

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Badass Kirby

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MINI-CAKES! TOO CUTE!

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Misconceptions about indigenous peoples

posted by Inner_Rage

I decided to write an Artikel because some Kürzlich news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an Artikel about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to Zeigen everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If Du Kommentar on something Du believe is true, then...

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The Cursed patrone of Majora's Mask

posted by Holyshitwtf

It all started when a young man without much money he was gegeben a Nintendo 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the Tag after Du give away the console, an old man opened a garage sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small patrone of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...

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Strange Wedding Traditions

posted by Nein-Nein

Stomping the glass

What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin oder cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...

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Desktop Fun Prank

posted by australia-101

Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If Du know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, oder always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.

You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills

How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with oder without apps running oder photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If Du are decent with using photoshop...

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Family guy Zitate

posted by tokidoki123

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits Weiter Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have Du tried Wird angezeigt him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like Du - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - fisch Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by Alma_

Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do Du know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' Favorit Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a boot he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.