Kung Fu Panda <3

Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open Von themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call Du Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until Du hear the penny Du dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious Von now"

"Do what Du want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want Du to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, Du moron."

"You're...so manly "means" Du need a shave and Du sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all Du ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...