1) I can't reach my license unless Du hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't Du the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, Du must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are Du Andy oder Barney?
6) I thought Du had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do Du know why Du pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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