A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then Du can say it fowards.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.
In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.
When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bier gets drunk.