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BlindMaiden.com - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the Home of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard Du try, your browser won't allow Du to enter the site. Du see, to access this site, Du must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in Frage is a New Moon night. Du must be on your own in your Home with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will Du be granted access to the site.

As...

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100 things all men should know about women

posted by karlialtman

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us oder someone else will.

3. We hündin about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If Du won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing Du in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches Liebe Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like Mehr than Du hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, oder your...

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Gateway to Heaven - Tianmen Cave, China

posted by Nein-Nein

Awesome

Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the oben, nach oben

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top

STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS

Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)

Tianmen Mountain Cableway

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101 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate!!!

posted by evangelinetom

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that Du are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bett holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say Du know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors Von your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as Du can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, Du can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If Du wanna gain a little weight all Du have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks Du what your size is oder how much Du weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when Du think of women Du think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM Von Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the Zeigen is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If Du look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", oder perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED Von RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can Löschen the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused Von Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle Du with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a herz attack; his herz lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse oder Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up Von Singen strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Du taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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Emo Zitate and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that Du were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes Du can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One Tag you'll ask me, "which is Mehr important to you, me oder your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing Du are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your Liebe does NOT work for that person,...

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ART WITH EVERYDAY OBJECTS

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Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part II of II)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hey there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the beliebt stuff. If Du haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen Filme yet, go check that Artikel out, cause there’s comparisons Du might miss oder something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)

Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going Von it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...

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PIC 🌥

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Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I Liebe Rob's videos.. But some of them just leave me stunned oder disguested.. These are some of such examples..

#11: THE KILLER hummer BOY:
A video about a disfigured man who has claws for hands and abused his family.. Bad enough, but all the Kommentare being Spongebob jokes kinda angered me.. Maybe I'm too sensitive, I don't know..

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived...

Tay Zonday - Schokolade Rain (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Schokolade rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate rain
The school Bücher say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make Du wonder where it went

Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate rain
Made me kreuz the straße the other day
Chocolate rain
Made Du turn your head the...

Ariana Grande - 7 Rings (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with Tattoos who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my Favorit things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...

4-Non Blondes - What's Up? (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big hügel of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the oben, nach oben of my lungs
"What's going on?"

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I sagte "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I sagte "Hey, a-what's going on?"

Ooh,...

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Raidou 2: Sacrilegious Boogaloo - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. King Abaddon (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

About a few months ago, I reviewed a game called Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army. Yep, that name still doesn’t roll off the tongue too well. I enjoyed the game, despite the many faults it had, with its story pacing, bosses that offer insane difficulty spikes and pretty lacking battle gameplay. Despite that, it had a ton of style and I loved the story for what it was and the characters. So when I heard that the story continued later on in a sequel, I was down for that. Thankfully, the game is far less expensive and costs about the same price as most...

An old Nightmare on Elms straße spoof I made

posted by Canada24

Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored Von a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized handschuh weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told Du if Du keep falling asleep, their gonna kick Du outta here"...