These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking Blumen from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If Du can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy trödel, schrott, junk-e- and sell antiques."
P.S. Du can tell Mehr in your comments.
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking Blumen from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If Du can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy trödel, schrott, junk-e- and sell antiques."
P.S. Du can tell Mehr in your comments.
Ten doesn't quite cut it for me; so here are five Mehr places that would be lovely to visit.
Greece
Greece is another country I discovered Von searching up its beaches. Greece is Home to a rosa sand strand and I have always wanted to go to one of those. I was also very intrigued Von the beauty of Navagio beach.With it's alluring cliff and white sand.
If Du don't fancy a trip to the beach, Meteora seems like a fascinating place to try instead. It's basically a landscape straight out of Fantasy novels--with monasteries resting upon natural (and humongous) rock pillars.
Perhaps Du are...
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Greece
Greece is another country I discovered Von searching up its beaches. Greece is Home to a rosa sand strand and I have always wanted to go to one of those. I was also very intrigued Von the beauty of Navagio beach.With it's alluring cliff and white sand.
If Du don't fancy a trip to the beach, Meteora seems like a fascinating place to try instead. It's basically a landscape straight out of Fantasy novels--with monasteries resting upon natural (and humongous) rock pillars.
Perhaps Du are...
