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posted by cloudstrifefan
Everything Du can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do Du always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd Du treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can Du tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her Mehr attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do Du say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are Du boys all in the same band?
A3: Do Du guys all play for the Green bucht Packers?

Q: How do Du make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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posted by MileySelena982
1. We only cry infront of Du when we
a) want Du to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini rock when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If Du ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't oder feel like Du should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, oder angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If Du think we like to hang out with Du every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have Du ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When Du ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we Liebe you... Du better believe it.
haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around Fanpop and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 Minuten looking at the orange saft box because it sagte "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. Du can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say Du should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Fernsehen Von candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Fernsehen very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were Du 3 hours ago?
2. Who are Du in Liebe with?
3. Have Du ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rosa within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time Du went to the mall?
6. Are Du wearing socks right now?
7. Do Du have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time Du drove out of town?
9. Have Du been to the Filme in the last 5 days?
10. Are Du hot?
11. What was the last thing Du had to drink?
12. What are Du wearing right now?
13. Do Du wash your car oder let the car wash do it?
14. Last Essen that Du ate?
15. Where were Du last week...
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A kinda stupid song XD I Liebe to listen to it because it lacks any real purpose.
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posted by x-menobsessed26
NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If Du can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying Von the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If Du pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.


For those of Du who have lived in New Mexico, Du know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...
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posted by MissChicky97
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Zufällig stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Zufällig application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. Du have no means to do so. Du cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Du know!!...
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posted by tokidoki123
Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a wodka bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a tomate, tomaten box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty Bücher for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a krabbe stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat pasta, nudeln with...
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To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If Du get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the oben, nach oben of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.


HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:


1. Leave it on...
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