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MadTV: Can I ahve your number???

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This Is Why I don't sleep

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gabey might do this to me if i do

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chapter 2 of the big book of nothingness!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—A New Day…A New Chapter
Right Weiter to the right one…what if Du are, and Du just don’t know it? oder Du know it, and they don’t? That’s quite a pickle…why do they say that? Why is it a pickle? Why not say “oh, that’s quite a scone!” oder “what a cranberry muffin!” ah…so confusing. So I think that if Du are going on a bike ride Du don’t need to wear a helmet, Du just need to wear one of those big hard headbands. That’s because I was riding in this really short car down a bumpy road and I hit my head on the ceiling. But it didn’t...

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Flying eichhörnchen

posted by grasshopper101

Okay so one Tag my mom was Home alone and she walked into the house and there was a eichhörnchen sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the eichhörnchen started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the couch and the eichhörnchen flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come Home so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the eichhörnchen was in her bed!!!

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(TONS of) true, funny, Zufällig Facts

posted by hm94991

I found this link. This will last Du days. XD

Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.

One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave ofen was invented Von mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the Schokolade bar he...

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(TONS of) true, funny, Zufällig Facts

posted by hm94991

I found this link. This will last Du days. XD

Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.

One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave ofen was invented Von mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the Schokolade bar he...

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are Du a good bff?

posted by stefani_n13

Are Du a good BFF?

Admit it, Du couldn't live without Hillary and Marissa, Jackie and Alex, Ashley and Heather, and your other 54 BFFs (best Friends foreva!). Now that you've hit teenhood, your Friends are the most important part of your life. They are the peeps Du run to, the peeps who decide your every move. You'drather be with them than anyone else and Du trust them with your deepest, darkest secrets. Right?

So why did Melissa tell Corey that your bra was slightly padded the other Tag during volleyball practice? And why would Carly repeat to Nikki that thing Du sagte about Taylor? Now...

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Whatever Happened to Bob the Duck?

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Source: Me

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My Randomness

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Source: Me and Paint :)

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Alright, Still Album Cover

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Twilight trailer spoof

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Some Mehr incredibly coincidental Fotos

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Another "eww"

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How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

posted by McDreamyluva

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks Du To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your schreibtisch And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation...