1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to Du as much as Du enjoy listening.
3. Don't say Du understand when Du don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. Du don't have PMS; don't act like Du know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get Du off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Du off the hook.
7. If Du talk about having a big Dick; we know Du don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when Du act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses...
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