Funny Hamsters

1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule Von mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...

I know we are in a new year, but I just wanted to tell why I think 2020 was the WORST Jahr of my life!


6: Child Abuse

For those of Du who don't know(pretty much all of you), I have low self-esteem. The reason why, is because sometimes I have problems with my mother. I don't mean that in a rude way and my mom does Liebe me, but what she does is kind of hurting me a little. For example, when she heard that I wanted to live with my Dad, she got sad and thought I hated her. Also, when she got divorced, she blamed it on me saying I was the reason why her husband left. Because of being stressed, I...