1.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to others that Du "like it that way."
2.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
3.Drum on every available surface.
4.Staple papers in the middle of the page.
5.Ask 800 operators for dates.
6.Specify that your drive-through order is "to-go."
7.Set alarms for Zufällig times.
8.Learn Morse code and have conversations with your Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeeep Beep, Beep Beeeeep Beep...."
9.Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Uncle Bob's stereo with the volume properly adjusted.
10.Honk and wave to strangers.
11.Dress...
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