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Girls I think are pretty

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girls are pretty

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Sammisaurus FUCKING SHIT. Again!?

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Swiper NO SWIPING!

added by victoriousgirl

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Selena Gomez

added by negar

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Zufällig Ugly Betty Season 4 Cast Pics

added by musicfanaticXD

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Eminem songs

posted by mehere

oben, nach oben 24 Eminem song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope Du like this one better than the first one please leave a Kommentar if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

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50 oben, nach oben randomest Sentences (And yes i got it from the person who made 100 oben, nach oben words)

posted by RiverIce

100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: apfel, apple pie... oder Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon!...

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Vocaloid Songs!

posted by amutokitty

What is Vocaloid? A voice synthesizer. A Toyota Corolla endorser. An amazing group of digitized singers that Du can download right onto your computer. My Favorit group of singers. From Vocaloids that are so well known that they become viral, like Hatsune Miku, to the ones that Du almost never hear about, like Prima and Tonio, these singers have a wide variety of voice types, specialties, songs, and looks. I have been following Vocaloid ever since I heard little Hachune Miku sing her version of Ievan Polkka while swinging her leek, and since then I've acquired a vast knowledge of the amazing...

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A Burger King Adventure (WARNING: RANDOMNESS MAY CAUSE BRAIN TO EXPLODE)

posted by katetekiku

"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, sagte as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry Musik videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time Favorit fast Essen restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out oder dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...

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10 thing girls wish guys knew (girls perspective)

posted by vampirequeen001

1.You abuse our Liebe Du lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Liebe him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Liebe is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Liebe be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape oder form.
6.Guys Du should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with Du (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Liebe we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When Du (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.

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my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are Du up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any trödel, schrott, junk-e- Essen oder soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

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"Are Du a stalker" READ THESE 10 THINGS TO SEE IF Du ARE.

posted by ranmaakane4ever

HAHAHA

HERE I AM AGIAN BUT THIS TIME WITH MY SIBLING...ya!!!so WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRAGIC STORY OF STALKERS...SO READ THIS Liste AND IF Du DO ANYTHING ON THIS Liste SEE A DOCTER FAST..SO CALL 555-STLAKER HELP(THIS IS NOT REAL DO NOT CALL AND IF Du DO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR Du GETING INVOLVED WITH SOME DILEMA/PROBLEM)PLEASE DO NOT CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE ME DO NOT CALLL!!!

lIST BEGINS NOW:
1.DO Du HAVE THE EURGE TO FALLOW PEOPLE AROUND(FRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS oder WORSE STRANGERS)
2.DO Du TEXT/CALL CERTIAN PEOPLE 23/7(AS Du CAN SEE NOT 24/7 BUT 23/7 THAT WAY THEY HAVE 1HR TO RREST)
3.DO...

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How To Get Hired At Walmart

posted by smileypop9

Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The Tag came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing Du know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...

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A bunch of Zufällig Things/Facts

posted by cloudstrifefan

Everything Du can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do Du always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd Du treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

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Mehr blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can Du tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her Mehr attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do Du say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are Du boys all in the same band?
A3: Do Du guys all play for the Green bucht Packers?

Q: How do Du make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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10 Things Guys SHOULD Know About Girls

posted by MileySelena982

1. We only cry infront of Du when we
a) want Du to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini rock when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If Du ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't oder feel like Du should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, oder angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If Du think we like to hang out with Du every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have Du ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When Du ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we Liebe you... Du better believe it.

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around Fanpop and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 Minuten looking at the orange saft box because it sagte "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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Funny Zitate From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. Du can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say Du should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Fernsehen Von candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Fernsehen very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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50 Zufällig Questions?!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were Du 3 hours ago?
2. Who are Du in Liebe with?
3. Have Du ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rosa within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time Du went to the mall?
6. Are Du wearing socks right now?
7. Do Du have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time Du drove out of town?
9. Have Du been to the Filme in the last 5 days?
10. Are Du hot?
11. What was the last thing Du had to drink?
12. What are Du wearing right now?
13. Do Du wash your car oder let the car wash do it?
14. Last Essen that Du ate?
15. Where were Du last week...