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posted by surbhi-sm10
A true quote:

If silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get so hurt when people don't talk to us??

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One of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that....

"we always believe there is Mehr time in tomorrow then today"

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We work for making better tomorrow

But when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying again we start thinking for better tomorrow.

Thts life

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When we were small we laughed less

But there was infinite hidden happiness as we grow up we learn to laugh Mehr to hide the unspoken sadness

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Okay so everyone knows that it's the best when your parents absolutely spaz.....especially when u change ur appearance.!!!

So first get a small container of leave in conditioner... the type u put in your hair when its really staticy

Then pick the color Essen dye that u want ( u can mix Farben if u want)

Weiter mix small portions of both until u get the color u want

Finally take a clean mascara brush wand thing( as long as Du can use it as a comb its fine) and comb it into ur hair

Finally walk down stairs and just casually talk to ur parenst, Friends anyone and just soak in the reaction.

The conditioner comes right out and its super quick and fun

There ya go .....i might post a " how to do it" video...hmmm

Anyway.. ENJOY!!1
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The Game (noun) - Something Du just lost.

Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to Zeigen how talented they are.

Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.

Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.

Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having safe, sicher sex.

Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.

Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason Du passed your French...
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posted by NinaDobrev13
- I decided to Abbrechen my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.

- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.

- Have Du ever had a fly oder small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'

- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes....
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posted by KatelynBrown
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT Von SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as Du read... Be sure Du don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that Du would like to have Schokolade (try for Mehr than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number Von 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it Von 50. I’ll wait while Du get the calculator ...

5. If Du have already had your birthday this Jahr (2013) add 1763 *; If Du haven’t, add 1762 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit Jahr that Du were born ...

Du should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times Du want to have Schokolade each week) ...

The Weiter two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)

If Du don't believe, check this website:
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Thanks!


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1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like Farben on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. Du will spend the Tag assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the Filme because Du have to see the full Liste of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb oder without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen...
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One day,a bunny named Sparkle was having a picnic with her friends.There was a cat,a panda,and a monkey.ne of Sparkle's Friends said,"Hey,where's Usomi?"Usomi was another one of Sparkle's Friends who was supposed to Zeigen up for the picnic.He was another bunny.Nobody knew where Usomi was,so Sparkle decide to go look for him."It's OK,guys",Sparkle assured."I'll find Usomi.You guys stay here 'till I get back."Sparkle then went to look for him.And started her quest.Her Sparkle quest."I wonder where he could be",Sparkle sagte to herself as she came across a group of blobs!Sparkle had her star, sterne powers,though,and...
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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of Schreiben some of their own six-word stories after Lesen some better known ones. Enjoy!



Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.

Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"

Storming again. Abbrechen the drachen, kite fights.

Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.

This is all a dream, right?

"Kitty will be fine," he lied.

The elefant ate everything, even Paul.

Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.

"Ha," sagte Jen as she died.

Party tonight. Bring your own cape.

Did that clown painting just wink?

Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.

Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!...
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