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I don’t know what makes Du so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told Du to be yourself simply couldn’t have gegeben Du worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t Du have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let Du mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are Du always this stupid oder are Du making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like Du before – but I had to pay an admission.

If Du took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d Liebe to help Du out…now, which way did Du come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him Du met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do Du listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him Von his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your Favorit guy[If Du hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson oder some who Du like ALLOT!]

9. Come Home saying Du found your true...

There used to be a straße named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle Du with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then Du can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bier gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

In a pub Quiz the other Tag I Lost Von one point. The Frage was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other Fragen was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that apfel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing Shop that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bomber jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

Ghetto Names

Mostly beliebt with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming Mehr common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us Von our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service schreibtisch and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid oder a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

1. Every Tag at school is the same
2. Du never know if your braids look digusting oder not
3. Du are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. Du would like to think that people notice oder even think about Du but Du are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows oder cares about
5. Du worry people will write nasty Kommentare on your Fanpop Artikel that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all Du do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When Du only really have like 3 Friends at school and 2 of them...

The Zeigen SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The Zeigen SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed Von a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine Minuten of the Zeigen may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob oder Caillou, in which Bilder change Mehr slowly, oder to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...

I'm putting two funny Artikel together in one, hope Du enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I Liebe deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would Du know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what Du need, and I'll tell you...

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy bär on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some Essen while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the küche and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the küche was when Tina got Home she saw what the küche was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their Home the Teddy bär was hiding in the küche cupboard as it chuckled...

15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 Minute power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course Du sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the oben, nach oben off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are Du discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...

dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, Sekunde i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her gürtel serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got Home my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started Lesen it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 Sekunde later i hear my mother scream off the oben, nach oben of her lungs LILLY GET Du BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she sagte uuummm my homework...

..... Zufällig Facts .....

If Du have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, Du have $1.19. Du also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest Zufällig speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...