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Q: Why did the gürtel get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?

A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But Du forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."

There was a little boy and a little girl...
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Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: Hey lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were Du only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK Du HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 Stunde LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been Mehr understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story Von thing because Du know it's Von me*
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The smell of blood filled the air Elizabeth breathed.Anthony had cut himself again.Elizabeth started shaking and her eyes turned black.She needed the blood.
"Elizabeth,are Du ok?It's just a cut,"Anthony said.She then ran out the door and into the Weiter house.Elizabeth slowly crawled into a five Jahr old girl's bedroom.The girl slowly opened her eyes to Elizabeth.Elizabeth put a kissen over her head.
"Hush little baby,don't make a sound.Hush little baby,don't make a move.This is going to hurt me Mehr than you,"Elizabeth sang quietly to the girl.She then climbed on oben, nach oben of the girl and squeezed...
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dear,2timer

Du sagte Du loved me
Du sagte Du cared
Du sagte i was the moon in Du dark sky
Du sagte i made Du herz complete
Du sagte i made Du smile when Du were weak
Du sagte no girl could compare
Du sagte i was beautiful
Du sagte i was the first real KISS Du ever had
Du lied
Du played me
yo turned my world black
Du broke my herz and made me weak
Du fucked my so called friend
Du made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
Du cheat Du bastard! don't come round here again cuz Du fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I Liebe you, not! I hope Du like my Liebe letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…

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