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harry & ginny Icons

added by dannylynn92

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This Zufällig icon contains porträt, kopfbild, nahaufnahme, portrait, headshot, and kopfschuss.

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A Cynic's Dictionary

posted by shomill

respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand Du and and Du and them both would be much happer if Du weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened Von a lifetime of emotional bondage

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a Fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I Liebe and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of Du for the rest of my life :)

I Liebe Du all! Have a beautiful, wonderful Tag :D

-LOL!-

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A Liste of Sites Du Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that Du probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add Mehr to the Liste when I find Mehr sites I think Du should probably avoid. So if anyone sends Du Links to the following sites, Du have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad Von the name of the URL but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS Du ARE A SICKO I ADVISE Du NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as Du are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let Du see us cry, unless we want Du to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if Du are interested. But we will later deny it oder make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot oder sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for Du (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if Du don't like what we wear...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Liebe flirts.
3. A guy can like Du for a minute, and then forget Du afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are Du doing something?" oder "Have Du eaten already?" are the first usual Fragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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cool backgrounds

added by 27-5

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The TOTALLY MASSIVE Liste of Hero and Villain Names

posted by demon_wolf

A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
gürteltier
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
dachs
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
barrakuda, barracuda
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black falke, falcon (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black wolf
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If Du have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that Du ask their opinion of everything.

7. After Du have your bath, wickeln, wickeln sie a bath towel around Du and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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50 fun things to do at a movie theatre

posted by stickymonkey

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 Minuten stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a Liebe scene, reach over in front of Du and cover a Zufällig person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your sitz and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person Weiter to Du and say, “you never know”....

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Anime-Mädchen

added by SarBear1579

Source: Google

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Du So Hot

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: fuck-yeahpickuplines

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regenbogen Blumen

added by BiteMeCullen107

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MSPS16 & Julianna Guill

added by Helen-Lover

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Emo Zitate and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that Du were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes Du can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One Tag you'll ask me, "which is Mehr important to you, me oder your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing Du are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your Liebe does NOT work for that person,...

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Rihanna "Only Girl" Parody - "Only eichhörnchen in the World"

added by Hot_n_cold

This is my Favorit parody of Only girl. :)

video

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weird

crazy

stupid

Musik

parody

on;y girl

Rihanna

eichhörnchen

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Zufällig Hintergründe

added by ladycountry

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Zufällig people

added by shiriny

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE Du ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

Du can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If Du can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If Du can't see Chuck Norris Du may be only Sekunden away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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oben, nach oben 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!

posted by karpach_14

oben, nach oben 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time Du wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say Du don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...