1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on oder off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to Zeigen the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of Du just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name Tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours...
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