MY KITTY CAT EATED THE BUTTER!

Yell Kevin at Zufällig birds and say oh never mind that isn't a pigeon

Yell Potato at Zufällig cars

Take pictures of Zufällig cars

Act like Du have a disease

Talk in a accent on the first Tag of school

Prank call people

Write down words

Eat a tissue

If Du are a guy tell your parents that Du are pregnant

If Du are a girl tell Du parents that Du got your boyfriend pregnant

Play your Favorit game until really late at night

Lister to Zufällig songs

Dialogue a silent movie

Go into Wal-mart and yell I'm a wizard!!!

Ask Zufällig people Zufällig people Fragen like where is the popcorn? Why is the sky orange etc....

CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel safe, sicher (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled Von the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...

An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to Du as soon as possible. Please share this with others immediately!!

Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Ellen Degeneres virus........Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.

Titanic virus................Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.

Prozac virus.......Screws up your RAM but your...

Has your boyfriend been unfaithful to you? Infidelity can leave couples feeling insecure, hurt and can make it difficult to trust each other again. Sometimes, the damage can carry into a new relationship if a break up occurs. Handle a cheating boyfriend Von following these steps.:


1-Acknowledge and accept your feelings of anger, sadness and disappointment over the betrayal.
2-Don't blame yourself for his actions. Remember that Du can't be responsible for anyone's behavior other than your own.
3-Try to set aside your emotions and look at the situation from an outsider's point of view. What advice...