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Red rose

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Hintergrund

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This Zufällig hintergrund contains rose, röte, stieg, rosiness, and pembeliğin. There might also be strauß, korsage, sträußchen, sträusslein, blumenstrauß, posy, nasegay, corsage, kamelie, camelia, rose, rosenstrauch, stieg, rosebush, and rosen.

yusra89 and ros59 like this

ros59 its random,but beautiful

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My 3rd Name

posted by Jackimo17

As Du may know, when u make confimation u get an xtra name between ur 2nd and last wuns.

But sumtimes Du dont.

And I didnt.

And I want wun!

And my mum sagte th@ i cood hav wun.

And I dont know what 2 pick, but......

It has 2 b male

It has 2 b after a saint.

I like Ben, but what do Du think.

The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho Kommentar fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!

And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.

And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!

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The Man with Three Legs

posted by SylarNight

[[[please note the following: the 2 individuals sex is unknown, even to me, hence why they have names that could be either. But their accents are very Monty Python. Also, "mature humor" is contained. Du are warned.]]]

Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... Du think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky oder in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im,...

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17 Signs your Airline Attendant is Ready to Retire

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

Top 17 Signs Your Airline Attendant is About Ready to Retire

17. Always grumbling about how things were much simpler when Orville and Wilbur ran the business.

16. For dinner, asks, "Ya want the white crap oder the yellow crap?"

15. When pointing to the emergency exits, uses nothin' but her middle finger.

14. Occasionally tries to prop-start a 747.

13. Insists on Wird angezeigt Du pictures of her prom datum with Bob Dole.

12. Loudly refers to pilot and co-pilot as "Opie" and "The Beav."

11. At the security checkpoint, her hip sets off the metal detector.

10. Replaces in-flight movie...