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1) Pick up cat and wiege it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. wiege in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first Artikel I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 Jahr old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If Du met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know Du don't hit when Du don't get what Du want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's Mehr but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what Du think in Kommentare please:)
posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that Du can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can datum Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do Du realize how crazy and gross a lot of Fans are???? Here is a gross Artikel about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached Von “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an E-Mail to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new Favorit song, just so Du know. omg ;i wrote Mehr in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, eichhörnchen clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...
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21 Ways to Say I Liebe You



1. Call her the Weiter day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that Du can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say Du were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy bär and chicken suppe when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her Blumen for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. KISS her in the middle...
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1.where Du keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid oder nawt!!
3.Who Du talk 2 on the phone
4.THat Du are super jelous oder other girls (or boys)
5.That Du hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up Du will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That Du have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart Du are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that Du can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the Home Depot is Mehr saving and Mehr doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are Mehr than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Updates if Du want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy Du do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for Mehr hours and my Friends will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope Du like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first Artikel i put on here so plz Kommentar , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know Du amy not understand
but if Du can
please understand
I see Du underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would Du say? take this away
If i told Du how i feel, would it be real oder is this all fake??

Chourus: your Liebe is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the straße
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one Weiter to me
i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every Jahr people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, kekse, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's Tag time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get Home so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it Home in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, Videos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i Liebe my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones Du see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they Liebe their haters, and sometimes I think "if Du Liebe your haters, then why do Du hate back?" seriously....
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when that Angel – Jäger der Finsternis sits on my shoulder
whispers into my herz
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis appears to Du in form of desire
Du float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
Du jump about
cos Du cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel – Jäger der Finsternis with her good intensions
will make Du fly
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis will make Du cry
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis will make Du feel how others feel
so Du can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A Tag dont go Von Du dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF Du do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta Du XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by hotice
" I know what Du want from me.you want me to tell Du my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to Du . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell Du i could get a lot of people around me hurt " sagte the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what Du will tell me today " sagte the man .

"Alright but Du will not like what i tell Du .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " sagte the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if Du want hear Mehr . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
♥♥♥.............again found this.not Von me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger oder a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American oder Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance oder anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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