IPenguin Army

Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the Weiter stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the Weiter stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...

This is Von far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic Fragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some Antwort that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can Du send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...

I was Lesen the Wal-Mart Artikel and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the Kommentare section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Fragen aloud, Debatte your Antwort with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that Du can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Great to see Du again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never sagte we weren't going to do...

This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of Fan fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested Von Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in Suchen of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...

No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a Tag off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all Du want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...

Tag 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: Hey Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. KISS me I'm british? Well, Du know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to KISS me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 Minuten later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little pony Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & regenbogen Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...

Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if Du don't have enough water, oder shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if Du bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed Von the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a Jahr after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss oder even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...

Du know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!



And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....

1. Ice Cube's: To be honest I never been to Europe, I only traveled in North America like Canada and Mexico but I am aware that in many countries it is uncommon to put ice in your drinks. To be honest am not the biggest in putting ice in my drinks. The only time I do that is when I order a iced coffee oder if the water is warm when we refill the water thingy we have at home, other than that I don't put ice in my drinks. To be honest I don't like putting ice in my drinks because it just water's down my drink and loses it's taste. I have seen video's on Youtube of these two English Youtuber's who...