Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.
If Du consider it a sport to gather your Essen Von drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all Tag hoping that the Essen will swim by, Du might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each Jahr because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, Du might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, Du might live in Michigan .
If Du instinctively walk like a pinguin for five months out of the year, Du might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers...
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