Funny Apples

January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*

Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back Du two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let Du talk in private. *Leaves*...

#1: LED ZEPPLIN STEAL SONGS:
I actually UNDERSTAND the hate on Led Zepplin.
They recreate songs, apparently NON of those songs are orginally written Von them.
And they don't pay for the RIGHTS either..


#2: SANTA CLAUS:
The name Santa Claus is synonymous with Weihnachten time, the Christian celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Actually, many elements of the Santa Claus story hold very little Christian relevance. The fat, happy Santa of our childhood memories is actually based on the fearsome Norse god of war – Odin..


#3: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Nostalgia Cretic actually RUINED my happy memories of...