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1) when meeting them for the frist time walk up to him/her and say "thanks Du for having me, i will try not to bit Du oder the....others" like a evil sad little girl/boy

2) if ur teachers yell at you, oder u get into a fight in front of him.her say "fine, i'll just go back to my bunny friends" then stand tall and look proud an say "i'm a bad bunny."

3) be frist in line all the time, and if someone is infront of Du start a debat on who should be frist

4)ask the teacher to hold your hand while going down the stairs. re-peat this untill they say no then start crying and say "did ur father/mother do...
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posted by MissCassandra
In a rainy Tag a couple was fighting.The little girl heard everything they said.Her mother hits the father.The little girls tears became a waterfall... each time her tear drops it became a beautiful memory of her family.Then she heard her mother scream she sagte "Why do i even care about you.You cheater!!! "The girl was just sitting there scared thinking what her mother said... She didn't expect that her father had an other woman she runs to her kissen and screams in it... And aqain she hears her father say "Oh! will Du just shut it woman why would Du ever understand what i say?!"The tears...
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posted by deathding
HEY! What do Du think you're doing!?

???: Excuse us, but the administrators of Fanpop have told us to lock Du in here. But have no worries, for we have gegeben Du a fun task to work on while they want Du trapped in here!

Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<

???: They want Du to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)

*Door Slams*


That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.

Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.

Wait a minute, I might be...
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posted by ilovetowrite
there's something
steals your herz and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes Du away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave Du away
apart from Du way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what Du Liebe for sure
it will come closer Mehr and Mehr
it doesn't let Du look for
what Du are searching for
i sagte again what do Du want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
Du should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away
posted by angy7sdg
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of

the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.




Only in America ......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.





Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.





Only in America ......do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless trödel, schrott, junk-e- in the garage.




Only in America ......do we buy hot Hunde in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.




Only in America ......do we use the...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
 Alice
Alice
my first Fanfic!~ummm...i suck at this stuff if u want to know how badly then read it
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"Alice are Du sure Jack's gonna show" Greg asked
" YES of course why wouldnt he" I sagte quickly in excitment...
" Well i dont why he wouldnt but it's pourin outside and he if dont Zeigen you'll have to walk Home in the freezing rain because i'll be gone and i dont want that " he sagte sounding quite mad u could hear it in his voice..
" Ok ok" I sagte " Why dont Du leave me here with the car and Du walk home"
I giggled and he looked at and me then & said
" Yea...
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Please note that this is merely my perception on this. Du can have your opinion, I'll have mine.

We all know the modern Disney stars are completely whacked and are SO not role models. But what about the old school Disney?

The Little Mermaid. Ariel clearly states that she's sixteen in the first film. The Sekunde movie claims to be ten years later, the perfect age for Melody, her daughter. Is Disney promoting teenage pregnancy? Promoting underage marriage? And the supposed "love" she felt was only worship lust, hardly the basis for a healthy relationship. What message does this send to young girls,...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Hi. Here are some Zufällig lessons.

1. Smiles are better than frowns.

2. A friendly greeting to a friend oder even someone Du barely know can make a big difference.

3. Making your loved ones happy is Mehr vaulable than any material item.

4. Being happy with the people Du Liebe is worth Mehr than all the money in your wallet combined.

5. Even when things get bad an optimistic attitude and hard working dedication can make things better.

6. Being safe, sicher is important, just don't overthink everything.

7. Calling bullies the things they call Du in response won't make things better.

8. It's good to be nice to everybody, even the people who act bad. Being kinder than the bad guys can inspire them to change their ways.

9. Respecting opinions is important even if Du highly disagree with other peoples' opinions.

10. People shouldn't be mocked for being unique as long as they don't do anything morally wrong.
posted by Windrises
Lots of people dislike their lives. I often think life is okay. I tend to forget how good life is. Lots of people have been mad and sad recently so I hope this cheers Du up.

People often get mad at silly things. It's understandable to be mad, but some people get mad too often. People often get mad about money, politics, and other things. People tend to react to these things with anger and harsh behavior which is not how bad things in life should be solved. Screaming curse words at some people that you're mad at will not make life better.

If your life is bad oder good depends on what quality...
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So, for those who are new oder others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all Auszeichnungen because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give Du free reign to do whatever Du want with no consequence. Sure, at Home when Du lied as a child mommy would pop Du on the lip and send your new friend Kevin Home early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if Du want, they can't...
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posted by Bluekait
To realize the value of a sister, ask someone who doesn't have one. To realize the value of ten years, ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years, ask a graduate. To realize the value of one year, ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months, ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who has gegeben birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week, ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour, ask the Liebhaber who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute, ask a person who has missed the train, bus oder plane. To realize the value of one-second, ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of one millisecond, ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. To realize the value of a friend, lose one.

Moral: Don't take everything for granted.
posted by vampirer04
"Good morning mom." Ashley took a sip of her coffee.

"Morning." Ashley's mom flipped two pfannkuchen over.

Ashley loved the sent of pfannkuchen in the morning.

When the pfannkuchen were ready, Ashley got a text.

She read it and noticed a huge fight was happening.

She ate her breakfast and headed out the door.

When she opened the door her friend was standing in from of her.

"Hey!" She acted hyper.

"Uh hi, Anything going on?" She asked her while raising her eyebrow.

Ashley closed the door and followed her friend.

"Where are we going Lily?" She asked trying to catch up with her.

"Leading Du to the fight idiot!"...
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posted by t_direction
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If Du mated a stier, bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

If an krankenwagen is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is traube Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks mais and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a "drive through" if Du have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of datum Weiter year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the Minuten on the movie boxes include the...
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I actually really enjoy watching film reviews and the film reviews where critics dislike films are often Mehr entertaining. The best film reviews involve exaggerating feelings about films. However both regular people and critics often hate films. I think that hating on films too much can be a bad thing.

Of course there are plenty of films that I dislike, but I don't hate any fils. I used to hate some films. There were films that made me mad just Von thinking about them. I don't get why people should hate films. Of course people are allowed to dislike films, but disliking and hating are 2 different...
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Live action actors tend to be Mehr beliebt than voice actors. There are several great actors that deserve attention. Here's a Liste of voice actors that I think are great.

Mel blanc
Arthur Q. Bryan
Daws Butler
Don Messick
Paul Winchell
Frank Welker
Jim Cummings
Rob Paulsen
Tony Jay
George Lowe
Andy Merrill
C. Martin Croker
Don Kennedy
Seth MacFarlane
Colin fuchs
Mike Pollock
Samuel Vincent

Here are some good voice actresses:
June Foray
Tara Strong
Grey Delisle
Cindy Robinson
Ava Acres

A Message to These People: Thank Du for your work. Du are all great. Cartoons wouldn't be as great without you.
posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hey, Zufällig Club! It's your friendly neighbourhood Umbreon-turned-M4RSH4DOW here. Kinda... off writer's block...

But fuck it, here are some unpopular opinions of mine.

Please note: some of these might be the same.

1. Not that I don't like pizza, I just don't care for it.
Sure, there are a few pizza places I like, but other than that, I don't care. I prefer collard greens, ham hocks, stuff of that nature.

2. As far as Pokemon games go, I wish Dynamax wasn't a thing.
It only last 3 turns, compared to Mega Evolution, which, if you're lucky, lasts the whole battle. Maybe some Mehr Mega Evolutions...
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Hello everyone! I'm doing a group story on four girls oder guys who get these wacky element powers! It's Mehr serious then I made it sound :) ok here's the synopsis:

Four girls oder guys are relaxing at the beach. One of them goes into the water and is swept away to the mystical Terra Island 50 miles off the coast of Florida. One goes in the water, the others go after him/her. It is the new moon, and the four find a pool of water. After the transformation, they get rescued, the Weiter day, they all find out their powers. The four have to keep their powers a secret, but one simply cannot follow instructions right. One accidentally spills the secret. Can the four keep cover! oder will they end up as a lab experiment?

Post your entries below! (Note: all characters must be under the age of 16)

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Appearance:
Personality:
Element:

I will pick three of your entries to make into a story, Kommentar your entries below!
posted by tari-tari
I dont feel like going on long rants so yeah

First off, I would like to point out that no one owns this club. So Du can't go off Schauspielen like it. Sure there's a creator but he/she doesn't own it. Du should all know who he is Von now.

Answers
Why is this always misuse? Seriously. We have a Wand and polls. Use it. It's stuff like this is what rapes most users updates. Who cares if it's a stupid question. Du can always use sarcasm. Du have no real rights to Berichten the user. If they're spamming thats when Du can tell them off. Du should know what to post and what's not. Du can't always post anything...
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kabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eight: Zack

    I’m Zack Overborne Geri, nothing really special, except I was featured in the newspaper, and even on Good Morning America for my amazing drawings (which were almost as good as our friend Minnie’s drawings).
    Finally, Laken surrendered to Ella and we got in the car, waiting for Ella, Tori, and Beth who were checking out. We were in the minivan, I had rented for 4 months from “Bobby’s rentals” It was pretty roomy, even in the front. It had 3 sections and a back plate for the groceries. I’d...
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posted by jodith
Hi Guys!!!
ok..so i've wrote this Poesie maybe 2 Sec. ago!
i hate miley/selena/demi/jb and the jonas Brothers so much! so i grabbed a pin and paper and start Schreiben and that what comes of me being bored!!! fans:sorry i just hate them and every one got his own opinion and thats mine!! haters: U ROCK!! lol

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*Miley,Selena,Demi and JB!
They All suck in all the Different ways
Gosh,when they smile
My whole World goes Down
Down,Down,Down
Till it touches the Ground
And the Jonas Brothers
Their Style is so over
as their lives will be,Hope-fu-lly
Thats so shame
For miley taking Slutty pix,in the Aged Fifteen
Selena,Demi they should get a Room
Talking about their friendship,that wont last for so long
And as for JB
Every time he's on the Screen
i start throwing up and my sister start to Scream
All he care,is about he's stupid hair
They All are Dumb,if only i had A GUN!
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HOPE u liked it! and thx!! xD