1. Turn to a stranger and sing a Zufällig song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are Mehr people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even sagte shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give Du a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if Du can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your Tag been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...

I found this beautiful Artikel and I had to share :)


One Tag a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of Wird angezeigt his son how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"
"It was great, Dad."
"Did Du see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," sagte the son.
"So, tell me, what did Du learn from the trip?" asked the father.!
The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had...

I know that this sounds really frickin' ridiculous, but I saw an advertisement on this website about their new Zeigen on Comedy Central with some dude that sagte where I lived and what I liked. Normally I wouldn't care if they knew what my Favorit things are, but when they say they know what my location is then that is way too far.

I'm not a Facebook/Twitter person that lives an open book. I'm pretty paranoid about security, yet a comedy channel can still hack into my computer and look at my history. I'm afraid now that if I don't watch the latest episode of Tosh .0, they're gonna send people...

Born in Calgary, Canada on March 14, 1991, Rhiannon moved to Melbourne at age four when her engineer father got a job transfer. Originally planning on staying for 18 months, the family extended their visa and embraced Melbourne as their new home.

Outside of school, Rhiannon studied musical theatre, drama and dance, but at age 11 knew that Schauspielen above all else was her ultimate passion.

Rhiannon graduated last Jahr from The Children’s Performing Company of Australia (after joining at age nine) and performed in Musicals such as The Lion King.

Rhiannon was first seen on screens in Neighbors at...

Hey guys its yo girl RayRaycutie!!!!!!! :P n im sick...
thats rite

















the famous crazy arsch girl iz sick
















BUT














here's the story!!!























my cuzin/friend Jatlin (luv lots) was talkn at lunch



















rite in front of the monitor










and she wrote him up
















and called him stupid




















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and i was laughng so hard





















i choked



















and threw up




















and cried
























yeah i did




















and word got around fast























im never going to here the end of it










but still














i got a MASSIVE HEADACHE

















i feel lik its a hangover!!!!

















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i want food



















but i cnt get up



















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help...

The Liste went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside Fan pop, Fan pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....


10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;

I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...

1. ಥ_ಥ

2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

13. ø(._.<) (Writing)

15. -_-*,,|, (*sigh* Middle finger)

16. m/ |>_<| m/ (ROCK ON!!)

17. ~(O_O)~ oder ~(O_o)~ (Flying spaghetti Monster)

18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

19. (O.0)/ (I don't know!)

20. ()xxxx{======> Sword

21. ¯(º o)/¯ (Shrug)

22. @_'-' (Snail)

23. <=O=(^^^)=O=>...

"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."


"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."


"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."


"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."


"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a baum and misplaced his hip."


"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."


"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."


"Megan could not come to...

-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

like that's gonna happen

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

now ya tell me!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

can u say hypocrites?

-If at first Du don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

that reminds of this one chick

-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

they like me better! they like me better!

-My imaginary friend thinks Du have some serious...

REASONS WHY GIRLS RULE:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character oder the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing....

«Fiction Schreiben is great. Du can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically Von height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...

What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin oder cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...

I bet Du can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started Singen so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then sagte they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 Jahr old boy who drove the car in rebecca...

1. Would Du get back with your last ex if Du could?
Probably not

2. What color hemd, shirt are Du wearing?
Baby blue

3. Would Du KISS anyone on your Friends list?
Maybe Christian but Mickey would kill me :P

4. Do Du have a 'thing' for someone on your Friends list?
No

5. How many people on your oben, nach oben Friends Liste do Du know in real life?
None sadly XD

6. How many kids do Du want to have?
Twins and maybe a boy...

7. Do Du have a good relationship with your parents?
Sure

8. What name would Du want besides the one Du have?
Natalie I want your name best friend X3!

9. Would Du ever make out with someone of the...

Kataralover is a member of Fanpop. He also has a YouTube channel.

Kataralover clearly is a big Fan of the Nickelodeon Zeigen Avatar: The Last Airbender. However he's a Fan of various other things including The Little Mermaid, Rise of the Guardians, and The Wizard of Oz.


Not that many regularly write Fanpop articles. Thankfully Kataralover does. He's one of Fanpop's most memorable Artikel writers. His Artikel tend to have very expressive and passionate opinions. A big example of his Schreiben talent is his Greatest Showman review. It's one of the most complex and well done reviews that I've ever...

They sagte two years ago, there will be no school closings. Today, the Sekunde school, may be closed.

I have a video here:

link

Yes, East Ramapo School District is having the Sekunde school closing warning. Last year, they closed Colton Elementry School.

When Du watch this video, Du will understand the pain me and my sister are going through. This doesn't happen in CA.

My sister is still at the never ending meeting while me and my other sister worry.

Its not fair how they LIE to us. The Board of Education my ass, budgets my butt. Wheres the care for education. After all, its called Board of Education....

1: What eye color do Du find sexiest?

2: White, milk, oder dark Schokolade mocha?

3: If Du could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

4: Did Du grow up in a small oder big town? Did Du like it?

5: Your Favorit adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

7: Most embarrassing moment from your
elementary school years?

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

10: Pirates oder ninjas? Why?

11: Have Du ever climbed a baum Mehr than...