Zufällig Article: 13 Zufällig ways to be annoying

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posted by RandomOne

Note: These have been all tried Von me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to Zufällig people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw popcorn at Zufällig people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were Du following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, Du run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do Du follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do Du have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they answer, say "Whatever, I'll just buy some," Stalk off, muttering.

6) Go to a Zufällig man. Say: "OMG! Are Du my brother?! WOW!" Smile and walk away. "Sorry, but we were seprated for a reason. Du know, so we wouldn't destroy the world. Bye, kid."

7) Go to the mall cafe. Sit down. Pretend you're thinking. Sudden exclaim loudly: "It's _(insert Tag here)_!" Leave.

8) Go to a movie. Kommentar on everything in a slightly loud voice.

9) Go to the pool. Splash the water a lot. Glare at adults who tell Du to stop. When they do that, stop and pout. Occasionally dive under. If anything (or anyone) comes close, kick the water up. Dive under a couple Mehr times and leave (or swim)

10) Talk like a robot "I. Am. Mary. Annn."

11) At school, tap your pencil, if people say stop, pout and roll your pencil. If they say stop again, snap your pencil in half. Mutter: "Whatever"

12) At a show, clap like Du think it's over. Stop with a surprise face. Look bored. Repeat. At the real end, do not clap. Just look annoyed.

13) Post annoy Kommentare at the end of this

deathding, cheesefeet and 10 others like this

lolibarbie xD I now want to attempt this. And you know what, I'm gonna be annoying by not following #13.

RapQueen111 HA! I will do ALL OF THEM!! XDDXDDXDDXDDXDDXDXDXXXDDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDXDXD XXXDDXXDXD

2dolphn97 Lolololol Omg yes! Hahahaha 14.tell some1 that they look good while pregnant even tho they clearly aren't

2dolphn97 Btw u just made the world go crazy by telling me this cuz like they'll go up to ur doorstep asking if u wrote the article and ull b like yea and they will mob u think bout that

Insane4ever U sure u have done them n not watch me do them n copy it o.O???

RandomOne Yes, honeybaby, i have done these

teamsalvatore98

RandomOne ^ i know i said annoying comments, but THAT is REALLY pissyly annoying

softballqueen im gonna try all of these

KATIE4DAMON LOL

XxEmolovexX 14. go around jabbing RANDOM people in the gut with your thumb

betchie hehehe

EmzLovesCheryl These made me lol :')

ubjb thoes are really clever wats t be anoying XD

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Where I think My Favorit Characters Would Travel To

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So for a long while now I've been into travel and wanderlust. For even longer, I have been obsessed with fictional characters. One Tag I got to thinking about where my Favoriten might go if they lived in our world/time period.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

For Regina I had a few thoughts. I think that she'd go somewhere romantic like France oder Italy oder possibly even Spain. In the end she strikes me as Mehr of an Italy type of woman. I feel like France would be too softly romantic for her if that makes sense. Personally I associate Italy with a Mehr passionately romantic vibe. I can see her...

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Just south of Interstate 80 was an airport. A small passenger plane with two propellers landed on the runway, and headed for the hangar.

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oben, nach oben 10 Things that the Zanarchy Doesn't Want Du to Know

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Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
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The following are the oben, nach oben 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
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Now, first off, where do I begin? This is user is an absolute attention whore, I mean, she left this club 3 times because people are criticising her when she calls it 'bullying.' And plus, she thinks people hate her and want her to die oder some shit.

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Diary Of A Degenerate: Why Your Opinion Is Wrong

posted by deathding

(THIS Artikel IS A JOKE. CALM DOWN MATES. ENJOY :D)

*Cough* I WANNA HANG MYSELF

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Typical Internet Douche: WHO U CALLIN' A WINY BICH U BICH >:(

I was right.....I AM home. :P

So I'm pretty sure that it's common fucking sense at this point that a hilariously large minority of the internet seem to either be five years old, have never gone to school, oder are just mindless retarded sadists who jack off to others pain using grammar worse than that of a goddamn cheese grater.

And today, I'm going to be one of those sadists....

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