some of Du may be thinking "cheese? why the f*** cheese?" well let me tell Du the power of the yellow white oder stinky things we call CHEESE!

for starters it got mice in mice traps. *snap!!* oder my bird valley who is dumb enough to eat the cheese and get stuck. *sigh* I'll get Du out vally........ (dumb bird)

then cheese has the power of fart. Du heard me. fart. me and my mom both cut the CHEESE when ever we have CHEESE, milk, coco the Liste goes on. I guss that is why they call it CUT THE CHEESE.

Cheese also can get people really mad. Du may say "mad? how can CHEESE make someone mad?" well there are two ways.
1.someone ate ALL the CHEESE and no one else got any.

2. when people never say stop at olive garden when they give CHEESE.you may think it is funny but the person giving the CHEESE would be like this.

"say stop. SAY STOP. SAY STOP! SAY STOP!!!!!!!!! SAY STOP Du $%*#$@$%* $^&%*&%^#% $%#$@^@$*$!!!!!!

This will end with the man oder the woman getting fired yet Mehr powers of cheese.

if Du have any Mehr cheese powers send them to me and if I get three oder Mehr I will make a new
"the power of cheese." see ya and good night!