Part 2 of zombie survival
1. "Borrow" the car of your dreams.
2. Challenge yourself to get a Mehr entertaining zombie kill each week.
3. Make a collection of anything.
4. Get a hobby. (besides zombie killing.)
5. Vandalize something that Du despise.
6. (If it hasn't happened already) free the Tiere from zoo's.
7. Make Friends with a cute little puppy.
8. Go to the place where your Favorit movie was filmed.
9. Wear whatever Du think is fashionable.
10. Try to do something impossible.
11. Trash a Berühmtheiten house.
12. Die your hair a different color everyday.
13. Take a mini-vacation from killing zombies and go wherever Du want.
14. Teach the art of zombie killing to a young apprentice.
15. Act out your Favorit movie.
16. Blow up your least Favorit Fernsehen network.
17. Fly a plane.
18. Do mystery-science theater for your least Favorit movie.
19. Write a song. (I'm running out of ideas! AHHHHHHH)
20. Blow up a gym. (Sonce your gonna be running a lot you'll stay on shape and won't need a gym.)
Please comment, share, and give suggestions. I'm out of ideas so feel free to start your own list.
1. "Borrow" the car of your dreams.
2. Challenge yourself to get a Mehr entertaining zombie kill each week.
3. Make a collection of anything.
4. Get a hobby. (besides zombie killing.)
5. Vandalize something that Du despise.
6. (If it hasn't happened already) free the Tiere from zoo's.
7. Make Friends with a cute little puppy.
8. Go to the place where your Favorit movie was filmed.
9. Wear whatever Du think is fashionable.
10. Try to do something impossible.
11. Trash a Berühmtheiten house.
12. Die your hair a different color everyday.
13. Take a mini-vacation from killing zombies and go wherever Du want.
14. Teach the art of zombie killing to a young apprentice.
15. Act out your Favorit movie.
16. Blow up your least Favorit Fernsehen network.
17. Fly a plane.
18. Do mystery-science theater for your least Favorit movie.
19. Write a song. (I'm running out of ideas! AHHHHHHH)
20. Blow up a gym. (Sonce your gonna be running a lot you'll stay on shape and won't need a gym.)
Please comment, share, and give suggestions. I'm out of ideas so feel free to start your own list.
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken kreuz the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck kreuz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man kreuz the road?
A: To get to the Sekunde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey kreuz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey kreuz the road?
A: To get hit Von my car.
Q: Why did the woman kreuz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck kreuz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man kreuz the road?
A: To get to the Sekunde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey kreuz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey kreuz the road?
A: To get hit Von my car.
Q: Why did the woman kreuz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell Du 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person Du don't know
2)Then twirl another Zufällig persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a Zufällig persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool Singen the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and Zeigen them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a Zufällig person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person Du don't know
2)Then twirl another Zufällig persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a Zufällig persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool Singen the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and Zeigen them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a Zufällig person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!