Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to Du as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say Du understand when Du don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. Du don’t have PMS; don’t act like Du know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get Du off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get Du off the hook.
7. If Du talk about having a big dick; we know Du don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when Du act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what Du say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If Du did something wrong oder even if Du didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; abendessen and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious Von nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if Du are nice Du just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, oder anything else Du and your Friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be gegeben at all times.
21.eWe don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool Du think your goatte or
beard oder mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if Du think it is cool to burp, fart, oder emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s;
hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot
at ours than Du ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.
29. Du can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can’t Du piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t
forget it.
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to Du as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say Du understand when Du don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. Du don’t have PMS; don’t act like Du know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get Du off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get Du off the hook.
7. If Du talk about having a big dick; we know Du don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when Du act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what Du say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If Du did something wrong oder even if Du didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; abendessen and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious Von nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if Du are nice Du just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, oder anything else Du and your Friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be gegeben at all times.
21.eWe don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool Du think your goatte or
beard oder mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if Du think it is cool to burp, fart, oder emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s;
hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot
at ours than Du ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.
29. Du can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can’t Du piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t
forget it.
