A little old lady walked up to the cashier and placed a bag of cat Essen on the check out counter. The cashier said, I'm sorry but I can't sell Du that cat food. Why not? asked the little old lady. The cashier replided.. we have had complants that some senior citizens who don't have very much money are buying pet Essen and eating eat, and it's not healthy for them. If Du can prove to me that Du own a cat, then I can sell Du the cat food.
The little old lady left the store and returned about an Stunde later with her cat, purchased the cat Essen and went home.

About a week later she tried to buy a 50 pound bag of dog Essen and the cashier said, mam, we went thru this before, Zeigen me that Du own a dog and then I can sell Du the dog food. The little old lady left and in an Stunde she returned with her dog and purchased the dog food.

A couple of weeks passed by, the little old lady walked into the store with a small box in her hands, walked up to the same cashier smiled and told her to stick her finger into the hole in the box. The cashier replied...I'm not sticking my finger in that box, there could be a snake in there and I could get bit. Oh no, replied the little old lady, I would'nt do anything to hurt you. Just to humor the lady the cashier stuck her finger into the hole and when she pulled it out the little old lady told her to smell it. The cashier smelled her finger, her nose turned up and she sagte Damn, that smells just like shit. The little old smiled and said, That's exactly what it is... Now, can I purchase 4 rolls of toilet paper?