1.we hate it when Du grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)
2.when Du cheat,we hate Du and everything that has to do with you
3.dont act like Du understand PMS,because Du dont.So stop Schauspielen like it.
4.when Du stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and Du get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So Du may as well stfu.
5.when Du flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if Du arent sure,dont flirt.
6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like Du dont care.We want Du to fight for us.
7.Stare at our boobs,you might just get smacked.(so i wouldnt)
8.When Du are creepy,(ex:a guy i went to school with always acted like a total stalker,then one Tag he was "Emma,will Du go out with me???"and i was like"......hell no....creeper..")we asume that Du are a total pervert and will not want to be around you.
9.unless Du have something nice to say,dont say anything at all.period.
10.we dont like to be called sexy oder hot.some of us may.but dont try it.
11.call us fat,run for your fucking life.
12.say Du Liebe us,and mean it!!
if Du dont mean it,we get really sad.so,if its not true,dont say it.
13.if we hink youre the one,we will most likely tell you.
that is it!!!! sorry its not that long :P (and ps:you guys really DO need some advice)
2.when Du cheat,we hate Du and everything that has to do with you
3.dont act like Du understand PMS,because Du dont.So stop Schauspielen like it.
4.when Du stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and Du get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So Du may as well stfu.
5.when Du flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if Du arent sure,dont flirt.
6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like Du dont care.We want Du to fight for us.
7.Stare at our boobs,you might just get smacked.(so i wouldnt)
8.When Du are creepy,(ex:a guy i went to school with always acted like a total stalker,then one Tag he was "Emma,will Du go out with me???"and i was like"......hell no....creeper..")we asume that Du are a total pervert and will not want to be around you.
9.unless Du have something nice to say,dont say anything at all.period.
10.we dont like to be called sexy oder hot.some of us may.but dont try it.
11.call us fat,run for your fucking life.
12.say Du Liebe us,and mean it!!
if Du dont mean it,we get really sad.so,if its not true,dont say it.
13.if we hink youre the one,we will most likely tell you.
that is it!!!! sorry its not that long :P (and ps:you guys really DO need some advice)
Okay, so I was sitting on the couch last night watching some rubbish Fernsehen Zeigen and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my regenbogen colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Liebe Du soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Liebe Du more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting Du a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting Du one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten Minuten later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do Du think are greater,the advantages oder disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from Du mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes Du oder hits Du *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to Du first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes Du *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets Du wear his clothing *he likes Du in his stuff*
7) If Du are tired of waiting for him to make the first Bewegen *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from Du mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes Du oder hits Du *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to Du first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes Du *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets Du wear his clothing *he likes Du in his stuff*
7) If Du are tired of waiting for him to make the first Bewegen *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since Du passed. I wanted to take a few Minuten to remind people of how wonderful Du were and how much Du impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your Liebe Requisiten on my Wand and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do Du remember when Du told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that Du calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had Mehr time to be Friends and hang out together. I really do. Du were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to Du and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank Du so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do Du remember when Du told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that Du calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had Mehr time to be Friends and hang out together. I really do. Du were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to Du and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank Du so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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I noticed some very sad things if Du replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..
1: Jack's bitter line "teach me and your just run away again oder something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole Jahr when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill oder capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man Von this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If Du have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
1: Jack's bitter line "teach me and your just run away again oder something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole Jahr when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill oder capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man Von this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If Du have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..