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Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:
Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did Du raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if Du must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore
Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch Du "passing notes."
4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 Mehr times:D
5. Yell "OMG LOOK AT THAT!!" while pointing out the window. When everyone turns to look, act normal and whistle innocently.
5. Yell "OMG LOOK AT THAT!!" while pointing out the window. When everyone turns to look, act normal and whistle innocently.Actually a kid in my Spanish class did that all of the past year, except he would yell "Look!!!!! It's Snowing!!!!!" which was pretty annoying seeing as how he did every other class oder so it up to the last Tag class with 80 degree weather-and he still got some people looking out the window. :rolleyes:
6.) Fake a sneeze every three seconds.
7. write bad words on the blackboard:D
8.) Wear glasses with eyes painted on them, and fall asleep. :P
Raise your hand and when they call on Du say your just stretching.
10. Bring a kühler and lawn chair to class and sit in the front Weiter to the teacher's schreibtisch and say sarcasticly "Who's up for some extremely fun learning!".
11. Bring in strange and gross stuff and say they're for Zeigen and Tell. Pretend to look shocked when your teacher tells Du there isn't going to be Zeigen and Tell.
12. Correct your English teacher every time she makes a grammatical error.
13. Ask teachers why they can chew gum while students can't. Then take out some gum and start obnoxiously chewing.
14. In history class, stand up and say, "Actually, that's not true at all." Then make up your own version, involving purple dragons.
15.just don't go to class for a Monat muhahahahaha....cough....cough
16. Bring a cell phone to school and have a friend call Du during class, and say "Oh, yeah...Im in the middle of a REALLY BORING CLASS"
17. if there's one particular person that goes past the classroom every day, insist that the teacher has a crush on that person.
my 8th grade social studies class was so bad LOL :P
in 8th grade, my social studies teacher was out on maternity leave, so we got this really young woman as our teacher for several months. the classroom faced the side of the cafeteria and maintenance area, and every Tag this one young custodian would be emptying garbage cans into the müllcontainer there, and she always looked outside (probably just because she saw something out there, everyone does that). so a handful of people insisted that she always looked at him because she had some huge crush on him, and she always got really annoyed when someone would bring it up- which only happened, oh, every Tag :P
18 the same goes with teachers that talk about each other. My English teacher always talked about my Band Director when we brought him up, and thought he was just the greatest person. Therefore, we decided she liked him, even though he's like 10 years older than her. She didn't really, but it's easy to make her blush and she blushed every time we mentioned it.
19)come at their free period and talk to them about the class Du are ditching
but that didn't annoy our teachers, they didn't seem to care. Although, if we had gone to see the Vice-Principal...
They only didnt seem to care cause we had permission and there was nothing they could do about it Mwa ha ha ha ha
True, very true. They still talked to us though, and I really don't think Berkie cared at all.
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Well she is also in Liebe with ramen so that doesnt count
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she is so not in Liebe with Montoya (the band director. She is that lucky teacher) A)he's too old for her, B)he's gay, and C)we have no proof.
20) When they get free Essen from the cooking class, tell them over and over again that they shouldn't eat it, and when they do, tell them they should get tested for radioactive poisoning.
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21. Do not answer any Fragen at all, for "religious reasons."
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22. When your teacher asks Du a simple Frage such as "Who can tell us about Christopher Columbus and the effect he had on our history?" Be sure to include Weltraum aliens and giant rosa elephants in your explanation:D
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23. Grin widely throughout the entire class. (It creeps people out.)
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24. Burp very loud, then turn to the kid Weiter to Du and say "THATS DISGUSTING, Du ought to be ashamed of yourself, burping in the middle of my most Favorit class, which is taught Von the most beautiful/handsome teacher ever!"
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25. Answer every Frage with a question, and reply to every statement with, "Why?"
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Lol, if I did that I'd get a big fat 0...
26. If you're late, quote Tolkien: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
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27. Say to the teacher, "Excuse me, but I don't get ANY of this. If Du could just start over from the beginning-say, September?"
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^haha good one!
28. When asked to throw out your gum, politelty say "I regret to inform Du that chewing gum is part of my religion, and I think it darn right rude of Du to criticize the religion of another being!!!" :D
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29. Send your teachers a Liste of "Ways to Annoy Your Teachers" in an envelope labeled "Blackmail."
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09-2004, 09:20 PM
Ah, I remember a great funny thing I once sagte to my freshman math teacher:D
30. If your teacher is bald, say to him "Excuse me sir, could Du please put on a hat, the light reflecting off of your head is blinding me!" :D heheheh
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Lol, if I did that I'd get a big fat 0...
26. If you're late, quote Tolkien: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
I've made a habit of that one. Unfortunately it becomes somewhat depressing when the teacher go out of their way to come back with Lord of the Rings quotes, like, 'you've been labelled a disturber of the peace. Now go to your sitz before I give Du detention!'
31. In your school essays write Zufällig phrases in there like, 'stupid-head Mr. Smith says...' oder 'the idiot with the funny hair and bad breath who teaches English told us...' include much bade speelin an grammmor.
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32. Open the window, then when the teacher looks at you, jump out the window and just start running.
Grade 9 was fun. my junior high school was surrounded Von a field, so we could see him running for a good 5 Minuten before he dissapeared over the horizon. lol
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33. Turn every topic into something disturbing. For instance, whenever my 8th grade history teacher would ask if anyone had questions, oder even just paused to breathe during his lecture, someone would raise their hand and twist the topic to cannibalism. If he wouldn't make that pause, we'd act it out. Every movie we watched, every topic we covered, anytime anyone so much as opened their mouth, we turned it to cannibalism. This was the sort of teacher who would try to make things interesting, mention the Donner party when covering the Oregon trail and all that, but my class didn't get that. Actually, I think I heard that he stopped covering that sort of thing entirely after us.
34. Distort everything they say and do as proof that they're a drunk, especially when the principal oder department head decides to pop in for a visit. They don't seem to like that much.
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35. Sit at the front of the class and color in your textbook!
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36. Insist on saying 'but sir/miss, my mummy/Daddy says this...' even if Du know ^^^^ well they are right!
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37. Chomp on your gum loudly, and when your teacher tells Du to throw it away, insist that Du have nothing in your mouth (while still chomping loudly, of course).
P.S. This may not work out too well for Du in terms of getting in trouble, however...
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38. When Du know that your teacher is completely wrong, humiliate them loudly in front of the class and prove your point:D
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:scratches head: I didn't know that word wasn't g-rated even neopets uses it.
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If Du hate the teacher, when someone comes in to evaluate them and say, "You're not going to hit me today, are you? I just got rid of my last bruise!"
to the person who sagte correct their English teacher on english, I corrected my German teacher almost everyday on her german lol.
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:lol:
if Du have a girl teacher and they are wearing a white rock spill limonade in their sitz so it will look like she peed on herself
but, then again... it would be hard not to notice a large puddle of liquid substance in your seat.
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^Hahaha, good one:D
40. Answer every Frage "Yes proffessor Unbridge" :D
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41. Whoopee cushion...need I say more?
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My freshman Jahr in high school, my math class did this...be warned though, if Du attempt it, DO NOT get caught!
42. When your teacher has his/her back turned to the class, pelt them with balls of play-doh. Repeat as much as possible!
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43. This would be especially good if Du at least act like Du like the teacher and are usually attentive. It would take the blame of you. Give a friend who's an office aid a fake note. Have someone who isn't in the teacher's class write it, so they can't possibly tell who it's from. It should look like this:
Friend,
I am in Mr./Mrs. class right now. It's SO boring and I totally HATE them. (Ramble on about this for some time.) I usually just fall asleep, it's so boring. (Ramble on about how Du don't pay attention.)
I don't know how Du like this teacher and their class so much. I can barely stand it. (This takes blame of office aid friend.)
Don't sign a name to it. Whenver your office aid friend has to come give something to the teacher, have them accidentally include the note in what they give them.
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44. Erase things off of the board when the teacher is distracted. :P
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2004, 09:01 PM
46.If Du come to see them during their free period while having permission, draw on every square inch of there board. Bunnies and I Liebe ... (Draco Malfoy, Daniel Radcliffe, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Dep, any of those would do) are best! Don't write, Mr. Bob Rocks oder anything like that though, it makes them happy.
47. Then when they start to tell Du to erase it, interrupt them Von looking on the clock and saying, "OH NO!! I should be back in class! Gotta go, sorry!" This is good because they A) have to erase their board and B) just basically talked to Du while Du were ditching, but can't do anything about it, because Du corrected it.
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48. If Du don't mind getting a detention, walk in the class room and say "Hey there teach, how the BEEP are ya?" :P
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48. If Du don't mind getting a detention, walk in the class room and say "Hey there teach, how the BEEP are ya?" :P
LOL that's funny!!! i would try that but the kids that go in detention are.. not my kinda people ;) and i don't say bad words :angel: hahah
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49. Make jokes about the teachers age.
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50. Put something icky and gooey on their chair. :D
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51. Become a "selective mute."
(The kids in my school do this, although not to annoy the teachers.)
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52. yawn a lot and say ur really tired because of all the homework u got from the teacher.... :zzz:
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53. If you're in Spanish class, and the teacher starts whining at Du in Spanish, start mumbling mumbo jumbo at them [Aga habalahal jinkay faleid!]. I always do that. :p
54. CONSTANTLY brush your hair during class, and then make sure you're right Von the teacher. Take all the hair from your brush and drop it right on the floor in front of them. :buckt: I have a habit of doing that :p
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55. When the teacher asks Du a Frage in class answer "Um...stuff?"
Haha, I did that once.
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56. Pretend to be a wax dummy. :hehe:
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57. tell all ur classmates to all bring an apfel, apple on the same Tag and all give it to the teacher and say it was a coincedence... :apple:
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[58] When you're in study hall, ask to goto the bathroom. Instead of going to the bathroom, goto your best friend's class and sit Weiter to them and see how long Du can go unnoticed.
[59]Bring extra [cheap] pencils to class, sharpen all of them, than sit back down. If your schools ceiling is made of some type of cheap styrophome stuff, throw the pencils tip-up to the ceiling and see how many will get stuck.
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59) On the first Tag at school when they are taking role and they ask if you'd like to be called Von a nick-name oder something other than your gegeben first name, request to be called "Your Majesty".
60) Ask overly personal Fragen about their Liebe lives. Esp. if they're single.
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61. Bring really strange smelling Essen spill it in the floor and say oh man i was supposed to save that for fluffy... then refuse to clean it up stating " what are those creepy guys with mops for?? Im here to learn not clean!"
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62. Act completely obnoxiously for a week, then give the teacher a great big hug at the end of class on Friday. And an apfel, apple (optional).
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63) during roll call when asked if Du are "here", sing as loudly as possible when your name is called - "i'm here, the Phantom of the Opera!"
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59) On the first Tag at school when they are taking role and they ask if you'd like to be called Von a nick-name oder something other than your gegeben first name, request to be called "Your Majesty".
Hahahaha. Good one.
64) Always raise your hand for every question, then, when called on reply with something like "Sorry, I Lost my train of thought."
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65. Raise your hand vigorously and eagerly, and when Du are called on, say Du were only stretching.
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66.glue the teachers chalk to the chalk holder
67. ask your teacher for lunch money because Du speant yours on Süßigkeiten while walking to school
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68. Come into class VERY late and explain that Du were beating up somebody who thought [your teacher's name] wasn't the best teacher in the world.
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69. when your teacher gives Du a worksheet start eating it and when she asks why your eating your worksheet tell her Du didnt have breakfast
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70) Fall asleep on your papers. This is especially effective if Du drool while Du sleep and/or snore. (like, ahem, yours truely)
71) In the morning when Du come in with your Starbucks not all the way finished, slurp the rest of it very loudly.
72) Complain about what bad gas Du have.
73) Ask her "when's the baby due?" when Du know she's not pregnant.
74) Hum "jingle bells" everyday especially if its not Weihnachten time.
75) Do your homework in yellow ink.
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Put a big, hairy, creepy spinne on [Mr./Mrs./Miss/Ms.] [your teacher's last name]'s back!
:47 PM
Yell...
FIRE!!!!!
or...
TORNADO!!!
or...
TSAUMI!!!! (correct this if it's misspelled.)
or...
LANDSLIDE!!!!!
or...
EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
or...
VOLCANO!!!!!
or...
RHINO!!!!!
or...
WAR!!!!!
or...
FLOOD!!!!
or...
CHEMICAL SPILL!!!!!
or...
THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!
or...
ASTEROID!!!!!
or...
HURRICANE!!!!!/THYPOON!!!! (or whatever Du call them)
or...
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!
if there's nothing of these happening above
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or...
TSAUMI!!!! (correct this if it's misspelled.)
THYPOON!!!! (or whatever Du call them)
as requested...
...tsunami and typhoon...
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2004, 11:21 PM
Play the song on CD/tape over the PA system on the first Tag of school that contains the words...
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!!!
SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER!!!!
SCHOOL WILL BLOW INTO PIECES!!!
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79) Sit in the front desk, where your teacher can see you. Then, just start scribbling in a notebook. When your teacher asks you, "What are Du doing?" Reply with this, "I'm drawing. Shouldn't Du be teaching instead of looking at what I'm doing?"
My friend did this same thing in the 6th grade. Man, my teacher was mad.
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80) Ask about your teacher's salary.
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^ :lol: That's a good one!
81) Correct their every little mistake
82) Ask to see thier credintials (sp?) and diploma so Du can tell if they really are "qualified to teach".
83) Sharpen your pencil in the middle of a lecture
84) Steal all the white-board markers and replace them with ones that won't erase
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85) Ask them what they do in their spare time except grading papers.
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86) Offer to help grade papers. When the teacher refuses, act offended and say something about him/her not trusting you.
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87) Get together with your class and plan a very large (and very loud) birthday party (complete with obnoxious off-key singing) for your teacher-whether it is his/her birthday oder not.
88) Write "Mr/Ms/Mrs so-and so is a good teacher. He/she helps me right good" on the board in your English class.
89) Draw irritatingly cute Tiere on EVERYTHING.
90) Wear a long black cape to class (with a large hood). During class, pull the haube over your head and sit very, very still.
91) Organize a rousing chorus of "100 bottles of bier on the wall..."
92) Sit on their schreibtisch the entire bell.
93) Grab a friend. "Let's go bother (teacher's name)..." (use a high-pitched voice)
94) If Du get a bad grade on a test, challenge your teacher to a duel.
95) play a gitarre in class. Sing, if Du feel up to it.
96) stare out the window. "Starlight, star, sterne bright..."
97) Zone out entirely. Claim Du were paying attention the whole time. If the teacher asks what they just said, invent a wild story involving glue and conspiracy theories.
98) Run into their classroom (while they're teaching a class). Point to the teacher and scream "There he/she is! That's the man/woman who's plotting to take over the world." Especially effective in a social studies classroom, if they have maps.
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99) enter the classroom dressed as an alien
100) tell the teacher that Du have Lost your memory and have forgot all that they have taught in the year
101) bring in stink bombs to place under the teachers chair
102) hum Weihnachten songs really loudly during a test
103) when asked a Frage - bark the answer back
104) cry out - "i thought Du sagte i was special, better than everyone else, that what Du said" - when being punished, lol
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90) Wear a long black cape to class (with a large hood). During class, pull the haube over your head and sit very, very still.
like this? link
105)raise your hand and talk about topics the teacher don't know much about, altough should be pertinent and rather scientific than childish themes
106)if he asks how was your week-end, response: Du don't want to know,
big grin on your face oder laughing in a manic way and scratch yourself with your armor rings
107)wear black make-up and talk with someone. speak only few words loud like cemetary, corpse, experiments.. and when he comes near Du say: psst, we are not alone, be silent and stare at him
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108) During dissections: "I see dead frogs..."
109) If the teacher asks a question, jump up and down yelling "Pick me, pick me!" and act as if you're going to die if they don't call on you. Once they do, answer with "Orange"
110) "Wait...could Du repeat the last...half-hour? I wasn't paying attention."
111) Stand on the teacher's schreibtisch and deliver the "Friends, Romans, countrymen" speech from Julius Caesar. Replace Caesar's name with your teacher's
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112) Whenever the teacher walks by, sniff the air loudly.
113) When they make eye contact with you, bite your lip and smile...it looks freaky, and they'll wonder what you're so happy about. :rolleyes:
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(114)Yell at them for a day
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(115) Sceam "I'M AM YOUR STUDENT" in a startruck-y voice.
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(116) ask your teacher which came first - chicken oder the egg. then interupt with a series of chicken noises, LOL :chicken:
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117. Answer Fragen in altmodisch English
118. Be overly lyrical in Schreiben essays
119. Hum classical music-the famous stuff that gets stuck in everyone's head very easily. (William Tell, for instance)
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120. After doing the Zurück 119 things to annoy your teachers, act extremely well behaved.
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121. Class game of keep-away!
122. Keep up a running commentary on the proceedings
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123) fall in to a deep sleep during a very important lecture - warning Du maybe poked Von many pencils, lol
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124) get a friend to write a convising fake note from your mother explaining that Du need to be able to use your mobilephone in class that Tag as she may call at anytime (for what ever reason, eg someone important coming to the house ect) Zeigen to the teacher in class and then for whole of the lesson repeatidly take your phone out of your pocket in very big obvious movements, (making sure the phone is on loud) press buttons for no apparent reason stare at the screen blankly then replace in your pocket
*the amount of times Du repeat this depends on how easily the teacher gets annoyed and how annoying Du would like to be. **also for Mehr effectiveness make the whole process take very very long.
125)take your homeowkr to class and ask the teacher for help "on a few things" when they say wait till after class do so and then Zeigen he/she the blank homework, demand help with every Frage and dnt forget to ask why
126)tell a substitute teacher that "today is my last day!" get away with anything Du like and of course if they start to try and stop you, put on a sad face, if that doesnt work then burst into fake tears *this is especially effective if a girl does it to a male teacher because they wont have a clue what to do about you!
127)look around the room for some kind of poster and then ask the teacher a complecated sounding Frage where they have to give their own opinion then keep asking "why?" (once did this to our science teacher, asked about T-rex's n whether he thought they were the preditor oder just a scroundger and what were the little ams for, we kept asking why and in the end he was begging us to go lol)
128)quote shakespeare to any teacher other than english for no obvious reason throughout class
129)if Du are fed up of class then girls find this one pretty effective, ask a male teacher to go to the toilet, if they refuse then say its "womens problems" this is also a great reason to take your bag
130)when the teacher says a certain word laugh out loud hysterically
131)go to reception and ask that "[teachers name] would like to know wat lesson *Mr Dover is in" when they ask for a first name say ben and wait until she says the name together n run
132) ask to borrow an extreamly old complecated book from your english teacher when he/she expresses their doubts say in an upset tone "are Du saying im not smart enough? :(" oder "oh well so much for i can do anything!" *teacher starts to say something* "no i dont want to here it!" sniff really loudly as Du walk away.
133)when a teacher walks past Du put on a terrified face, rush to the nearest Wand and cling to it until they are past you.
134)pretend to stare into Weltraum for half an Stunde but listen to her, when she shouts Du to wake Du act startled n then when she asks what she last sagte recite from memory, *teacher will be Lost for words
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135) smile and stare at them all lesson - freeks them out :D
136) hum Weihnachten songs really loud through out their lessons :santa: :music:
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123) fall in to a deep sleep during a very important lecture - warning Du maybe poked Von many pencils, lol
That doesn't work in my science class-the teacher throws things at sleeping people.
137. Correct your teacher's spelling and grammar. (I should do this some time; my teachers can't type. Some can't seem to spell.)
138. Ask your teacher if "You can tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?"
139. Tell your teacher that your complete disorganization is in keeping with the Sekunde law of thermodynamics. (Good to pull in Physics.)
140. Tell your teacher that Du aren't doing what they tell Du because it conflicts with your personal philosophy. "It's nothing personal, Mr./Ms/Mrs. So-and-so, but I believe in the rejection of all authority, because Schauspielen based on intutition is in accordance with the divine law..."
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141: Bring your pets to the school.
142: Throw tomatoes at the teacher.
143: Laugh when they say that there will be another homework assignement.
144: Stick out your foot and trip the teacher.
145: Bring a "overweight" teacher an apple. (I did this once, now that I think about it, it was a dumb move.)
146: Raise your hand when the teacher asks a Frage when she/he calls on Du say, "I just need to use the bathroom"
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147. Talk to your imaginary friend in class.
148. Call your teacher. Say "Seven days..." in a creepy voice.
149. Say "I know where Du live..." in a malicious way.
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150. Hand in your homework with little notes addressed to your teacher saying "Hi, Mr/Mrs/Ms _______ Guess what? I sent Du something to your house and I think you'll like it. As long as you're not allergic to bites. ta-ta!"
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Yawn loudly and burp incessantly...
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152. Sing out the Wizard of Oz songs... Those can get in your head super easy.
153. Point at the teacher, giggle, and whisper to your friends, the teacher will get very embarrassed.
154. Go to school in bright neon clothes that are very distracting.
155. Don't Zeigen up for school for one week and come back and say, "I deserve a week off, don't I?"
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Ask your teacher if they've found nemo
Go up 2 people u dont know tap them on the shoulder and whisper "guess what.... Jesus loves you"
^ its fun 2 see there reactions
ASk people for 50 cents (they usually give it to you~! i do it ALOT) LOL :idea:
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159. While everyone's working, call the teacher over, look at them like Du know their deepest secret and in a slow voice say, "I know what Du did last summer"
2005, 03:03 AM
160. "Permission to worry you, sir?"
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this kid did this once and the teacher almost exploded:
161. When the teacher asks Du to DO something, for example 'put these papers on my desk', reply, 'WHAT do Du want me to do with the papers?' the teacher will probably say 'put them on my desk'. Du say 'put WHAT on my desk?' -the papers. - what do Du want me to do with the papers? - PUT THEM ON MY DESK!! - Du want me to put the papers on your desk? -yes. - yes what? - PUT... THE PAPERS... ON MY DESK. - what desk? - that desk! - what do Du want me to do with the desk? - PUT THE PAPERS ON IT! - put what? - the papers. -you want me to put the papers? - yes. -yes what?
..and so on, Du get the idea. the kid almost got detention :)
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163:
During lectures oder long lessons shotu out "Ssssssssshhh!!!! My yeast is rising!!!"
164:
During lectures, oder speaches a school functions, Make farm animal noises
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165: where heels to school and then walk around the class rooom (even if it is for no reason at all) - they hate all the clip-claping that the shoes makes, lol
^actually in our school you're not allowed to wear heels.. :( lol, we skipped 162, so..
162. if there's a sub, switch places with a friend and when he's taking roll oder looking through the seating chart say that you're your friend and that ur friend's you. this is especially funny if a girl switches with a guy, since the sub will find it hard to call the girl Joshua and the guy Caroline.
166: stare blankly into Weltraum and start Singen the most annoying song u can think of and get it into everybodys head-soon ull have the whole class Singen the song.
167: get all ur Friends to hum with u in class, sit in didfferent parts of the room, then when the teacher tries to figure out where its coming from, stop when she walks past u then when theyve passed, start humming again-really ticks them off! :duh:
168. Write harebrained plans to lock the teacher out of the room on the board.
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169. Ask the teacher to repeat everything she says
170. Shout really Zufällig things in the middle of class.
171. When the teacher is collecting Bücher in, hand them your book but don't let go. Sit there with the book firmly in your hands whilst they struggle to get it off Du and just stare blankly into space!
172. After the teacher has finished the long explanation of what Du have to do this lesson, shout out "What do we do?!?!" And have several of your Friends do the same!! lol
174. Be circumloquacious.
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I know I'm double-posting. But, what the heck.
175. Sing the "fat Dutch guy" song, and DANCE!
176. leave a trail of flour everywhere. Tell them you're trying to find your way back home.
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^ isnt that crumbs? lol
177) throw lots of pfannkuchen at them
178) start rapping everything they say - tell them its prep for Musik class, LOL the different genres of Musik :)
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2005, 02:56 AM
^ isnt that crumbs? lol
177) throw lots of pfannkuchen at them
178) start rapping everything they say - tell them its prep for Musik class, LOL the different genres of Musik :)
Well, yes. I was going for something different originally, but...
179. Glue the pages of their Bücher together
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2005, 05:07 AM
answer the Fragen as simple as possible :)
ex:what is the root of 568?
U raise your hand and say I don't noe your the teacher hehehehehehe.
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T: (calls on Du randomly after she finds Du Tagträumen in your chair) What is the center of the whole universe in which everything else revolves around?
Y: Me!!!!
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182. To annoy foreign-language teachers: Speak in a non-English language (a real one!) in their classroom, and when they tell Du to speak in whatever language Du happen to be taking, act hurt and say "But I'm not speaking English! Your rules didn't say anything about not speaking [language] in the room!"
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183) Everytime he/she says "homework", go into a bout of tremors, while rolling around the floor, with your mouth frothing.
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Bring a calculator to school, use it for math until your teacher notices Du and say "What? Did I make a mistake?"
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2005, 10:26 PM
185. Get a friend and write a "conversation" on the chalkboard.
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Don't do any work for all of class. When Du get your work for homework, don't do it. The Weiter Tag say "Oops... Didn't know we had homework. And besides, yesterday was "No homework day.""
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2005, 10:31 PM
187. Smirk all through class. When they finally ask why you're smirking, tell them Du were plotting, but forgot and now your face is stuck.
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188.If there are computers in the room and Du can use them,erase the internet history everytime Du go on,and on every computer.The teacher will be annoyed,and so will your classmates.
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We only got this far!?!?
189. Pencils. Lovly things. Since your teacher is BOUND to have extras oder a sharpener, slant your pencil to the schreibtisch and push it down. It should break, making a VERY loud cracking noise. Ask for a new pencil. Repeat until the classroom is pencil free.
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190. Coin the doors! (The really sad thing is that my science teacher told the class how to do it...)
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^Hahahaha!!!!!!! :rofl: Thats good!
Bring a Joy Buzzer and Press it up against the bottom of the desk. It'll scare the crap out of people.
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3-13-2005, 07:28 PM
192. If Du can get on to the classroom computers, take screencaps of the desktop and set it as the wallpaper. Then, hide the Icons and the taskbar.
(Thank you, KR!)
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05, 08:59 PM
192. If Du can get on to the classroom computers, take screencaps of the desktop and set it as the wallpaper. Then, hide the Icons and the taskbar.
(Thank you, KR!)Hehe, good one! Speaking of computers:
193. On the school computers, go to mostannoyingwebpage.com. Then click "Yes, I'm Sure" Do that to every computer. I tried it once, and I watch teachers and students keep clicking ok with that mad look on their face. It was funny. :P
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24-2005, 03:52 PM
when your talking, and they ask Du "okay then, do Du want to take over the lesson?"
Go up to the front of the class n star, sterne talking complete crap...
well funny
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194) hmm... whine about how something's unfair... then when your teacher tells your you're whining... whine about how you're not whining. (it always works... if they bring up the fact that you're whining) :)
195)he he he... sharpen your wooden pencils, and throw them into the classroom roof point-up (will only work if your classroom roofs are a card-boardy material) Du gotta do it just right... oder they won't stick in the roof. It's hilarious!
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8-2005, 06:55 AM
Hey what about if she says "GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW" just walk dead slowly and act like your not bothered.That get them annoyed,oh and if she says "GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW" say "ok ok ,god ,I am doing"
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2005, 01:05 PM
Stick thumdtacks point up on thier seats!!
In history when talking about Roman slaves use JKRowlings 'House-elves' as an e.g
Bring a small saw to every class and saw one leg of the chair 7/8 of the way off so they will fall when they sit on it and think they are heavy (it works only if your teach is l8 and it made our teach cry!!)
Go 2 ur local joke Shop and get exploding paste and apply it to ur teaches belongings!!
:devil:
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2005, 06:35 AM
201) Arrange with all the other students to fall out of your desks all at the same time.
202) In the margins of your paper, draw little pictures of your teacher with the notes: "Mr. (insert name here) being a complete idiot" and "Mrs. (insert name here) making a fool of herself".
203) Write notes to your teachers on your tests, eg. "You're the worst teacher ever, but I still Liebe you".
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204)Get all the class to start a chain of coughing
205)Put ultra super glue on his/her chair
206)Repeatadly ask them about thier new hair colour if they are sprouting greys
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207)twitch while Schreiben all Tag and when Du teacher asks why Du were twitching say " your face creeps me out" and twitch some more
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Yeah, I'm bringing this back. I went to my friend's grad party, and he gave me some really good ideas...
209. Find the 3-hole punch. Empty out all the little round things. Unroll the overhead projection screen thing. Put the paper bits on the screen. Roll it up again, very carefully. Wait.
210. Put a recipe for Schokolade cake in the middle of a very long paper and see if they notice.
211. When the teacher assigns a paper, refuse to do it. Say Du can't be sure wether the teacher, the class, the paper, the school, the computer, etc. actually exist, oder that they're just figments of your subconcious. Continue in this vein until they get sick of you.
212. Refuse to do homework for conservation reasons.
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213 - Announce to everyone in a class that Du "really have to go do a number two"
214 - Remove your shoes and socks. Lay your socks on the table, turn each one inside out, and inspect them carefully. If anyone says anything, tell them "Doctor's orders."
215 - Stand up and start doing the Macarena. Forcibly wrestle yourself back into your chair. Look real embarrassed. Tell everybody "My doctor's appointment is tomorrow."
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216,say your underwear is ripped and Du want it sewed back up.:P:D
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217. Eat an apfel, apple during class and start Schauspielen like a monkey, later blaming it on the apple. :lolol:
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218
Do this when the teacher asks for a square root:
T: What is the square root of this number
Y: How should I know?
T: Well, how would Du find out?
Y: Ask it, in a sweet manner, it might tell you.
T: I asked for the square root of 100?
Y: 100?
T: No!
Y: 99?
T: No!
Y: 98?
T: No!
Keep doing this
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06-19-2005, 02:14 PM
219
Get a slideshow of a huge green and purple alien.
Shout out when the most boring lesson is commencing, "LOOK BEHIND YOU!!! OMG THERE IS A HUGE GREEN AND PURPLE ALIEN ABOUT TO EAT YOU!!!", the teacher turns around and sees nothing.
Sneak out of the classroom, saying Du need the loo and secretly turn on the slide projector and watch everyone burst out laughing.
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220.) In Musik class, say Du have a song to share with everyone, then sing "I know a song that gets on everybody;s nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a sung that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes" over and over again.
221.) When your teacher asks Du a question, sit in the floor curled up in a ball and say "Crazy..I was crazy once..they put me in a room, a round rubber room, with rats, round rubber rats, I hate rats, they drive me Crazy" over and over again in a small voice.
222.) Go up beside the teacher's schreibtisch and scream loudly "NO I WILL NOT SHAVE YOUR BACK!!"
223.) Write all essay in long, incoherent non-paragraphed babble.
224.) Ask your teacher (especially female) when the last time she shaved her mustache was.
225.) Tell your math teacher to hold still, then start counting into large numbers..when they ask what you're doing say, "I'm counting your gray hairs"
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225.) Tell your math teacher to hold still, then start counting into large numbers..when they ask what you're doing say, "I'm counting your gray hairs"
Ooh, burn!
226) When taking a spanish test, do the test in french. when your teach asks why Du did it in french, say... "spanish? I barely know english!?!?!"--------------------------------------------------
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227. Duct tape things to the walls.
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228) make quacking noices everytime your teacher mentions any word that begins with the letter "T"
229) when your teacher mentions something about "Mitoesis(sp?)", hop on your schreibtisch and scream out "Oh, no! My toes-es! My toes-es!"
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230) tap your pencil
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231. If your teacher is pregnant(or especially sensative to smells) bring a bag of onions into the room. Open it and hide it near teachers schreibtisch if they aren't there yet.
232. When your history teacher is lecturing on a persons philosophy (say Martin Luther oder Calvin<cant remember first name>) shoot down the peoples philosophies. A friend of mine and I did this. At first our teacher was really annoyed, then he thought it was funny (after about a weak).
233.When history teacher is done with a lesson, go up to him and say "I read that too. I'm glad Du picked it for lit. OH! Sorry, wrong class." Then escape quickly.
234. Look up words your english teacher is using. When she asks Du why, tell her you're not sure she is using them correctly and Du don't want to pick up any bad habits.
235. Correct your foreign language teachers english.
236. Talk to a person Du barely know before class. Have them cough really badly and then Du cough alot then them, then Du etc. When your teacher asks if Du aranged this say Du hardly know eachother.
237. Smirk a lot during class and make sketches then scribble them out. When teacher asks what your doing just say "You'll know if I succeed at what I am planning"
238. buy a copy of a book your teacher has. Carefully mark out all the Artikel and a bunch of the verbs. Swap the books. (be sure to give the real one back eventually oder Du can get into big trouble).
:bufly:
239-Sign all of your papers: (your name) the hero who on this Tag (random date) saved a young boy from a well. yes it was a bright sunny day. I was walking when I herd a cry for help...Ect.
240. Microwave a bag of popcorn. Hide it somewhere in the room. (Particularly effective right before lunch.)
241. Deliver Shakespeare monologues like Elmer Fudd ("Fwiends, Womans, countwymen, wend me youw eaws...")
242: Where a hat to school and hide a maus inside it... When the teacher asks Du to take off your hat, say that Du are keeping Du little buddy warm. :P
243: Say "eeewww" and pretend to be all grossed out when your teacher talks about mating.
244: When the teacher asks Du a Frage say "I'm sorry the brain Du tried to reach has been disconnected please leave me alone and try again later, thank you."
245: Cough every time the teacher is about to begin a sentence.
246: Start cyring... :buckt:
247: Act all happy and go, "WOW! I can't believe all the things I've been learning today... Du are the bestest best best teacher, Du deserve a million apples. I'm learning so much. I'm so very proud of myself... blah blah blah..." ^_^
248: Make a model of Jack Skellington bigger than the teacher and then somehow get Jack Skelligton to attack the teacher...
249: Every five Minuten tell the teacher Du do NOT have to use the bathroom.
250: Point at the Wand and start laughing for no reason.
251. (I am assuming that most schools still use the mice with the balls in them...) Take the ball out of the teacher's mouse.
252. Leave notes in your biology teacher's classroom protesting the treatment of whatever you've been experimenting on (plants, etc.)
253. When they take out the video about plant reproduction, say something akin to "You're making us watch [insert suitable word here]!?"
254. Walk up to a teacher in the halway and say "you may be my invisible friend, but that doesn't give Du the right to disguise yourself as my teacher. Now quit it!" Then walk away talking to yourself.
255. Glance at the clock every two minutes.
256. Two Minuten before class ends anounce to your teacher that his clock is wrong and that class gets out now.
257. Figure out if your schreibtisch creeks. If it does, Bewegen around a lot making it squeek. When asked to stop say "These desks were designed Von torturers oder masochists (if I spelled this wrong please correct me). They make me hurt no matter how I sit.
258. If your watch has an alarm set it to go off during class. Put it in your pocket. When the alarm goes off clap your hand to your empty wrist then make a Zeigen of digging in your pocket til Du can stop the alarm
