1. A zitrone is lying on the oben, nach oben step, and Du are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. Sekunden later Du land on your ass, and Weiter Du are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A zitrone is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the zitrone that was created Von your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the zitrone into her concoction. Weiter few days Du suffer from unhappy stomach pains and Du are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of Obst is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, Du wouldn't believe, but Du SWORE Du saw a shadow of a zitrone outside of your room, right where the knives would be. Du go to investigate...and there is a messer Weiter to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but Du can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when Du go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the zitrone Du have at Home that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that zitrone either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the zitrone away from your face when Du open it. They like to be extremely sauer, saure that Du are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at Du for doing the deed. Now Du know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
