Beg for a Playstation 3 every time Du with her while withdrawing money
Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect.
Play Thunderhorse on gitarre Hero. Forever. Only Thunderhorse.
Lick her nose. When she tells Du to stop, promise to do so, but do it anyway. It’s okay. It was just a white lie.
Flirt with anything with two legs. Make sure to make obvious glances to your girlfriend while Du do. Speak with hushed whispers.
Invite her to a movie. When she shows up, tell her Du changed your mind and would rather go visit your grandparents. Make sure to tell her she is invited.
Figure out what language she dislikes the most. Make sure to slip a few words from that language into your sentences.
Foreplay – Then no play after she is nice and ready. Guys can be not in the mood, too!
Come up with silly nicknames and be sure to use them often. Names like McBunnerson and Dizzle are great.
Make sure to tell them how cute every girl Du know is. Not at the same time, mind you. Whenever a friend’s name come up, be sure to say that Du like the colour of their eyes, oder something far Mehr romantic than Du normally say to your girlfriend.
Say, and I quote, “Oh my god! I have a great idea!”. Get excited. When she asks what it is, tell her that it’s a secret. For added effect, tell her to hold on because one of your Friends has to hear about it.
Sing about her butt to her Favorit tunes. Ruining classics is classic.
Simply state, “You’re looking prime tonight.”.
When she invites Du to one of her art shows oder plays, be sure to tell her that Du have other plans, to include playing video games oder just hanging out with a friend
When she invites Du to go to an art Zeigen oder a play (that she is not involved with) tell her Du have better things to do
Answer any Frage she gives Du involving the word ,’why’, with, “It’s magic, honey”
Find her wallet and Bewegen all her cards around. Be sure to flip some over too.
Leave the toilet sitz up. It’s not a big deal to lower it, of course, but for some reason they almost always freak out! When she complains, tell her its easier to lower the sitz than it is to lift one.
When she gets hurt, instead of saying something nice like, “Are Du alright?” instead say, “…never —” in a dark voice. Add, after never, whatever it is she was doing. E.G. “…Never tell me what to do…”
When she is giving Du instructions, -don’t- pay attention. Instead just nod dumbly and say “Uh huh…” When she is done talking, simply say, “What?”
Explain something extremely vaguely. Use lots of hand gestures and pretend you’re frustrated when you’re talking. It’s bound to do the same to her.
When she asks Du about an important date, like when Du started dating oder your first kiss, grow tired of the conversation immediately and say, “Why the heck should I remember that?” Of course, Du should only do this if Du actually remember…
Be very romantic. Ask if you’re getting lucky when Du feel you’ve accomplished enough.
When Du go to the movies, make sure to ask what row she wants to sit in. When she replies, make sure to sit in an entirely different section. If Du can, make sure to sit behind people.
If you’ve got natural skill at something and know it, but never do it, allow her to try it some time. If she is bad at it, say “It’s okay, I’m not very good either.” Make sure to Zeigen her up.
Make an extremely challenging puzzle for her to accomplish in order to get some gift. Make sure to give her clues that wont actually help her.
Act childish. When she tells Du stop, throw a little tantrum.