These are purported to be actual test Antwort from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes Von which water can be made safe, sicher to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe, sicher to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded Von sky.
SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If Du are buying a house, they will insist Du are well endowed.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
BIOLOGY
Q: What happens to your body as Du age?
A: When Du get old, so do your bowels and Du get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks vorwärts-, nach vorn to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How can Du delay milch turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the herz and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When Du are sick at the airport.
ENGLISH
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to Zeigen Du understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what Du will be after Du be eight.
TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
RELIGION
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lay eggs.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes Von which water can be made safe, sicher to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe, sicher to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded Von sky.
SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If Du are buying a house, they will insist Du are well endowed.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
BIOLOGY
Q: What happens to your body as Du age?
A: When Du get old, so do your bowels and Du get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks vorwärts-, nach vorn to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How can Du delay milch turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the herz and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When Du are sick at the airport.
ENGLISH
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to Zeigen Du understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what Du will be after Du be eight.
TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
RELIGION
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lay eggs.
If Du are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got Du pregnant and that Du want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then if Du want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the Weiter Tag say that Du are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif Du get child support hope this helps like i sagte have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop Lesen and if Du are still Lesen thisthen i know Du Liebe me no joke i thought Du did not want to countinue Lesen Du llied what a big mistake not jk LOL this is so Zufällig ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still Lesen bye b7ye now stop Lesen this great now Du can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop Lesen this bye!!!!!!!! Posteingang me i Liebe Du and hit me at Facebook at talina cyanne
then if Du want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the Weiter Tag say that Du are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif Du get child support hope this helps like i sagte have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop Lesen and if Du are still Lesen thisthen i know Du Liebe me no joke i thought Du did not want to countinue Lesen Du llied what a big mistake not jk LOL this is so Zufällig ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still Lesen bye b7ye now stop Lesen this great now Du can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop Lesen this bye!!!!!!!! Posteingang me i Liebe Du and hit me at Facebook at talina cyanne
January 12, 2001
Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's
Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back Du two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let Du talk in private. *Leaves*...
