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1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo kekse, cookies with Schokolade Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)

2) Get milch and put in a Schokolade bar. Let it rest for 5 Minuten and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.

3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in Schokolade powder. Churn and enjoy.

4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in Schokolade syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.

5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if Du can work the ice cream maker. If Du can't, cry and beg until Du can. Enjoy

6) Go to your mom's room and get her Schokolade colored lip stick. Put it inside a fresh glass of water. Wait till the water gets murky. Freeze it and enjoy.

7) Get a piece of paper. Draw a Schokolade ice cream. Cut it out and eat it.

8) Go to a birthday party and meet a clown. Beg him to make Du a Schokolade ice cream balloon. If he has "excuses", cry. Wait for him to make the ice cream balloon and bite into the balloon. Enjoy. (Warning: May hurt lips)

9) Get someone to sit in a toilet and do number two. Tell the person no to flush. When they live, put ice into the toilet and churn it all with a giant spoon. Put in milch and sugar. Enjoy.

10) (Lazy way) BUY ICE CREAM!!!
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Hey babe sittin there
Du dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at Du and Du butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
Du got it shaving in the dusche
i watched Du threw the window for Mehr then a hour
i saw Du fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now Du saw me just my hat.
Now Du hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk Du anyway.
I see Du with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now Du both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i messer and stab Du to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for Du so run away.
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So, this isn't a guide on how to cure depression. As they say, if Du can't produce your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine. If Du need medication and a therapist, there is no shame in that. Some of these might help, though, so give them a try.

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Every few months oder so, just sit down, relax, light some incense, and clear your mind. Comfortable?? Good, now take a pen (fountain pens work best) and write down all of the things Du are grateful for. the world is wonderful and full of all kinds of happy things. Maybe you're grateful for your parents, maybe Du have a toy Du like. Maybe...
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1. Steal Edwards ipod and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.

2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.

3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.

4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.

5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.

6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.

7.Sell Edwards piano.

8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.

9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.

10.Pretend that Du can see the future and that Du can read minds, when Edward oder Alice say that they can laugh at them.

11.Call Edward a stalker.

12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.

13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
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