Zufällig Article: 9 things I hate about everyone

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posted by xneville_rocksx

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to Suchen the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh Du just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Du got that right! What good is cake if Du can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place Du look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would Du keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5 When people say while watching a film 'did Du see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask Du a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can Du do that's longer?

9 When Du are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?

neilandcobie, blackpanther666 and 32 others like this

Katara690 lol

nafela your a very moody person. but some of these things are true

lollipopszx3 True

taytrain97 lol I'd never thought I'd see the day when I saw so many sarcastic retorts on one web address xD

caligurl16 lol I feel the same way on 5 & 6 <3

Leyton4ever lmao all of these things are irrating!!!

germany123 i really wish people would stop copying and pasting stuff thats been on the internet for aaaaaaaages and then making it look like they wrote it themselves. if you find something like this LINK it. or AT LEAST put a source.

Shelly_McShelly Ha ha ha !!!!

twilight0girl totally!

sapherequeen I couldn't agree more :/

monLOVEbrucas rofl epic!!!

mcewen_girl LMFAO! I ♥ this.

kakashi-sensei this sucks..

xneville_rocksx thank you for being so nice, everyone. I would have put a source, but I just got it from an email. So please don't get angry at me.

Twilightzook Possibly the best thing I've read all day.

xXAnthonyXx haha i like number nine

Jakeluvr101 MOST COMPLETELY TRUE AND FUNNY THING EVER I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU I TOTALLY UDNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN.

iemand HAHAHAAA!!! SOOO TRUEEE!!!!

alismouha N offense to anyone but I hate this article,If there was still a stars rating system I would give it a 1/5,and the person who wrote this is trying to sound funny,well I've got some news for you,You're not funny and trying to be only makes it worse. Thoughts about each thing: 1-Pointing to the wrist is sign language meaning what time is it?do you have a problem with that?or do you want him to draw a clock for you so that you can get the idea into your thick,stupid and slow brain? 2-Changing the channel mauallyA:Is slow and boring and B:it is not healthy to stand that close to the tv,and besides,If you don't find the remote control,you'll keep changing channels like this forever,every 5 minutes having to move to the tv to change the channel,in 2-3 months you'll be blind. 3-No entiendo,did you understand that? 4-That is assuming you don't find what you're looking for in any other place,You are so stupid you amaze me. 5-Some people can blink and/or look at other things for a moment during a two-hour movie. 6-They're just being polite,you get angry when are rude to you,you are angry when people be polite to you,I think you need help. 7-Oh,you just came up with a [b][u]NEW[/u][/b] definition to the word "new",(see What I did there?),So If a NEW iphone is released then it's not NEW,it's just Improved,So according to you,There can't be anything that deserves the word NEW,so this is not a new comment,it's improved,the next Assassin's creed game is not new,just improved,The next Album from Metallica is not new,The next Nicholas cage movie is not new,etc. 8-That's a metaphor,Stupid.and Life IS Short. 9-No one asks that,You just came up with it because 8 stupid "Things you hate" were not enough for you. Have a nice day!If only I didn't hate to say"Retarded" I would call you Retarded.

heyitssmarsx3 omg i agree with the bus thing soo much ! i hate that !!!

MissKnowItAll ^^ I have been asked if the bus has come yet etc. You really didn't need to be so rude.

KittyTDA98 One #9, would it annoy if they misse their bus and was just asking if it had came?

prussiaducky Um here is where youre wrong. People look for the remote because they dont want to keep getting up to change it manually, its annoying getting up over and over again! I agree completely with alismouha