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Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your Berichten cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good Berichten card. (Sugar sees her Berichten card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and datum for your Student of the Jahr award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my Berichten card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my Berichten card, again. But I can swap my Berichten card with Ella's. I could just kreuz out and switch our names on our Berichten cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her Berichten card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your Berichten cards signed Von your parents. Goodbye.
(One Stunde Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did Du get your Berichten card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's Berichten card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my Berichten card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her Berichten card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best Berichten cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her Berichten card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a Berichten card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure Du Ella did not got a 0.0 on her Berichten card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's Berichten card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real Berichten card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank Du so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your Berichten card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's Berichten card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. Du actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake Berichten card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration abendessen with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are Du all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped Berichten cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real Berichten card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe Du swapped Berichten cards and got a 0.0 on your real Berichten card! I just spent $1000 dollars for Du at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! Du are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real Berichten card Kommentare read: Ella has been the sweetest Angel – Jäger der Finsternis in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real Berichten card Kommentare read: This has been the worst Jahr that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority oder instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate Videos on the computers. I recommend either Special Tag Class oder Sugar repeating the same grade Weiter year.
Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your Berichten cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good Berichten card. (Sugar sees her Berichten card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and datum for your Student of the Jahr award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my Berichten card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my Berichten card, again. But I can swap my Berichten card with Ella's. I could just kreuz out and switch our names on our Berichten cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her Berichten card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your Berichten cards signed Von your parents. Goodbye.
(One Stunde Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did Du get your Berichten card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's Berichten card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my Berichten card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her Berichten card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best Berichten cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her Berichten card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a Berichten card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure Du Ella did not got a 0.0 on her Berichten card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's Berichten card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real Berichten card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank Du so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your Berichten card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's Berichten card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. Du actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake Berichten card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration abendessen with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are Du all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped Berichten cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real Berichten card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe Du swapped Berichten cards and got a 0.0 on your real Berichten card! I just spent $1000 dollars for Du at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! Du are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real Berichten card Kommentare read: Ella has been the sweetest Angel – Jäger der Finsternis in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real Berichten card Kommentare read: This has been the worst Jahr that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority oder instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate Videos on the computers. I recommend either Special Tag Class oder Sugar repeating the same grade Weiter year.
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