Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited Von creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these Artikel *D*)
Du saw the title, correct? Now, Fragen like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl Schreiben about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants oder not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! Mitmachen me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!
First, let's look into the Undertale fandom. Oh, Undertale, Du never cease to amaze me. This horrible excuse of a fandom is one of the things that make me reconsider existing. Countless amounts of flamewars, that are usually about Sans being better than another character, oder if Fontcest is okay (it's not in my opinion) oder not. There's also porn art and fanfictions, basically everything Du can expect from a horrendous fanbase. There's many unstable Fans who don't know the meaning of the word "opinion" and attack people who dislike Undertale and whatnot. It really sickens me in all honesty.
What I don't get is, how is Fontcest okay in any way? It's two skeleton brothers fucking each other. Skeletons don't have genitalia, and siblings having sex is just sick. Incest can get Du arrested. These sick artists apparently don't get that, though. That's what makes it even Mehr horrifying.
There's even beastiality in the Undertale fanbase. People ship Frisk x Asriel and Chara x Asriel. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THESE SHIPS ARE OKAY? I HAVE MANY, MANY Mehr Fragen ABOUT HUMANITY. I just hope that someone out there will answer all of them. I want to know the meaning...the meaning of the interweb. The meaning of life. Hell, the meaning of fucking grapefruit intercourse. (Yes that's a real thing)
There's spanking art as well in the Undertale fandom. Spanking art makes absolutely no sense. It's just a character slapping another character's ass. This doesn't make it sexy at all. Spanking is just a way of assaulting if anything.
Weiter up is the FNaF fandom. Oh, this is definitely one of my faves. In the deepest parts of this fanbase, you'll find fanfiction, fetish art, robot sex, beastiality, and much much more. Like the Undertale fandom, this hellhole is a complete mess. There's rabid Fans who always E-Mail Scott Cawthon completely ridiculous ideas for his newest and most Kürzlich projects, defend the games and Scott, and even get mad when someone has a bad opinion about FNaF. This is basically the Undertale fandom's dad.
Now I got myself talking about the infamous MLP fandom. This fanbase is Home to beastiality once again, horse sex, diaper wearing equines, et cetera. This brony filled fandom is known for turning everything into ponies. Du guys know about Undertale, right? Ponies. Du guys know about FNaF? Ponies. Du guys know about Birdemic? Ponies. Du guys know abou- Du get the idea. It's just annoying that they infect every single lovable thing with the Equine Virus.
Last but not least, is the GODDAMN FURRY FANDOM. Oh jeez, where do I even start? I have to admit, not all furries are bad, but the types of them I'm going to mention are. These people have gone apeshit on people who have a negative opinion about them, they've drawn countless amounts of porn, they've made tons of horrifying fanfictions, they have sex with other furries IN THEIR GODDAMN FURSUITS, and much more.
There are many Mehr fandoms to cover, but it'd take up this article. I bet Du guys find enjoyment in my suffering, Du sick sick bastids. (That was intentional)
The moral of this rant is that not everything is pure. My life isn't pure, your life isn't pure. Hell, even your own device's life isn't pure. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS NOT PURE. AAAAAAAAHHHH.
*Intermission*
Alright, I'm back. I went out to go buy some Mehr gallons of Clorox Bleach. There was an amazing 45% discount.
On a rather Mehr serious note, I hope anyone out there who is Lesen this liked it. I spent a quality amount of time on this rant. If Du enjoyed it, I'm glad Du did. Suggest ideas for new rants if Du so please. Thanks for reading!
Du saw the title, correct? Now, Fragen like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl Schreiben about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants oder not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! Mitmachen me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!
First, let's look into the Undertale fandom. Oh, Undertale, Du never cease to amaze me. This horrible excuse of a fandom is one of the things that make me reconsider existing. Countless amounts of flamewars, that are usually about Sans being better than another character, oder if Fontcest is okay (it's not in my opinion) oder not. There's also porn art and fanfictions, basically everything Du can expect from a horrendous fanbase. There's many unstable Fans who don't know the meaning of the word "opinion" and attack people who dislike Undertale and whatnot. It really sickens me in all honesty.
What I don't get is, how is Fontcest okay in any way? It's two skeleton brothers fucking each other. Skeletons don't have genitalia, and siblings having sex is just sick. Incest can get Du arrested. These sick artists apparently don't get that, though. That's what makes it even Mehr horrifying.
There's even beastiality in the Undertale fanbase. People ship Frisk x Asriel and Chara x Asriel. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THESE SHIPS ARE OKAY? I HAVE MANY, MANY Mehr Fragen ABOUT HUMANITY. I just hope that someone out there will answer all of them. I want to know the meaning...the meaning of the interweb. The meaning of life. Hell, the meaning of fucking grapefruit intercourse. (Yes that's a real thing)
There's spanking art as well in the Undertale fandom. Spanking art makes absolutely no sense. It's just a character slapping another character's ass. This doesn't make it sexy at all. Spanking is just a way of assaulting if anything.
Weiter up is the FNaF fandom. Oh, this is definitely one of my faves. In the deepest parts of this fanbase, you'll find fanfiction, fetish art, robot sex, beastiality, and much much more. Like the Undertale fandom, this hellhole is a complete mess. There's rabid Fans who always E-Mail Scott Cawthon completely ridiculous ideas for his newest and most Kürzlich projects, defend the games and Scott, and even get mad when someone has a bad opinion about FNaF. This is basically the Undertale fandom's dad.
Now I got myself talking about the infamous MLP fandom. This fanbase is Home to beastiality once again, horse sex, diaper wearing equines, et cetera. This brony filled fandom is known for turning everything into ponies. Du guys know about Undertale, right? Ponies. Du guys know about FNaF? Ponies. Du guys know about Birdemic? Ponies. Du guys know abou- Du get the idea. It's just annoying that they infect every single lovable thing with the Equine Virus.
Last but not least, is the GODDAMN FURRY FANDOM. Oh jeez, where do I even start? I have to admit, not all furries are bad, but the types of them I'm going to mention are. These people have gone apeshit on people who have a negative opinion about them, they've drawn countless amounts of porn, they've made tons of horrifying fanfictions, they have sex with other furries IN THEIR GODDAMN FURSUITS, and much more.
There are many Mehr fandoms to cover, but it'd take up this article. I bet Du guys find enjoyment in my suffering, Du sick sick bastids. (That was intentional)
The moral of this rant is that not everything is pure. My life isn't pure, your life isn't pure. Hell, even your own device's life isn't pure. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS NOT PURE. AAAAAAAAHHHH.
*Intermission*
Alright, I'm back. I went out to go buy some Mehr gallons of Clorox Bleach. There was an amazing 45% discount.
On a rather Mehr serious note, I hope anyone out there who is Lesen this liked it. I spent a quality amount of time on this rant. If Du enjoyed it, I'm glad Du did. Suggest ideas for new rants if Du so please. Thanks for reading!
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10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our Friends don't say "hi" Von punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating Schokolade once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... Du know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our Friends don't say "hi" Von punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating Schokolade once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... Du know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
