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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). Du may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke Daito: Sekunde best thing in the live action Ouran High School Host Club series...
99. Mitchel Musso: He's like a little kitten... I just want to take him home...
98. Yuri Lowenthal: You're voice sir... You're voice.
97. Brian Kelley: Uhhhhhhhhhh Florida-Georgia Line is my JAM!
96. Jamie Dornan: He is totally my Christian!
95. Donny Osmond: HIS VOICE! I loved him in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat.
94. Jensen Ackles: DEAN! Uhhh Du are too pretty for words...
93. Kellan Lutz: Hello muscles... I mean Emmett...
92. John Lennon: Fricken Genius...
91. Elvis Presley: Oh Elvis, Elvis Please, Keep your Pelvis CLOSE to me!
90. Skrillex: ... I Liebe his music...
89. Ansel Elgort: Du made me cry Du beautiful, beautiful man!
88. Mark Ruffalo: Hulk out on me anytime babe!
87. Darren Criss: Hnnng... I want to fricken run my hands through his hair!!!!
86. Mark Edward Fischbach AKA Markiplier: He's my fricken spiritanimal...
85. Marlon Brando: A total classic here. Loved him in A Streetcar Named Desire




84. Tom Felton: Hi Draco!
83. Henry Cavill: Du can sweep me off my feat anytime Superman...
82. Michael Crawford: Gawd his VOICE!!!!
81. Stephen Colbert: I Liebe a man with a sense of humor!
80. Theo James: Sorry Four, but Du only made it to 80. XD
79. Dylan O’Brien: AHhhh He's so cute! He TOTALLY Should have been Spiderman!!!
78. Ben Barnes: hehehe His Caspian...
77. Tyler Hubbard: *drools* His hair....
76. Misha Collins: This man's sense of humor is fabulous! I always have fun doing the GishWIshes! XD




75. Chris Hemsworth: Hnnng, Hi Thor!
74. Sam Claflin: FINNICK!! *glomps* I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR BABY LOOKS LIKE!!!
73. Godfrey Gao; Oh hi Magnus!
72. Joel Madden: Sing to me baby!
71. Ian Somerhalder: Uhhhhh his eyes!
70. John Legend: Uhh His voice is like liquid velvet!
69. Jared Padalecki: Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng... I... I can't... Too beautiful...
68. Miles Teller: Uhhh, Yas! Liebe this man!
67. Eugene Lee Yang from BuzzFeed: Hnnnnng, I watch the try guys just so I can listen to this man talk. I Liebe the sound of his voice.




66. Humphrey Bogart: Huuuu, Oldie but a goodie!
65. Shawn Mendes: I don't care if you're trying to replace JBebs! I think Du are adorable!
64. Alberto Rosende: Oh hi Simon! XD He's so cute!
63. James Dean: Uhh your style was God's gift to man kind. No one looks bad if they dress like James Dean...
62. John F. Kennedy: I have a thing for men in power... ;)
61. Jake Gyllenhaal: Uhhhhh, hmm? What? Sorry I got Lost in this man's eyes for a second, what was I saying?
60. Alan Rickman: *CRIES* *sniffle* Du are a beautiful man that will live on forever in my heart!
59. Corbin Bleu: HSM and FLight 29 Down are fricking amazing!
58. Billy strahl, ray Cyrus: Don't break my achy breaky heart!




57. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hnnng... I Liebe your muscles! Terminate me anytime babe. ;)
56. Harry Styles: *sigh* You, sir, must be a welpe in disguise...
55. Taylor Lautner: Hello muscles-I mean Jacob...
54. Colin Morgan: Mer-lin! I just want to hug him and bath in his accent... That sounded better in my head...
53. John Stamos: I can't wait for Fuller House! *sqeals*
52. Gerard Way: I'd Liebe to Mitmachen your Black Parade!
51. Liam Hemsworth: Hmmm Hi Gale. :)
50. Rupert Grint: Uhhh his HAIR! I want to touch it!
49. Ryan Seacrest: Only reason I've been watching American Idol since Simon left...




48. Ramin Karimloo: HIS VOICE!
47. Joe Jonas: Hnnng. Everyone loves at least ONE Jonas Brother.
46. Alexander Hamilton: Ohhmagawd this Musik is my life! The sass and brilliance of this man amazes me to no end!
45. G-Dragon: He's from the K-Pop group Big Bang. Check them out. He looks awesome with no shirt. XD
44. Dominic Sherwood: Oh hello Jace! XD ohhmagawd his EYES though! I Liebe heterochromia!
43. Aaron Tveit: Guys, have Du watched Grease Live yet? This man is amazing!
42. Jackson Rathbone: Hnnnnng, That episode of Criminal Minds made me fall in Liebe with this man hardcore... then I re-watched Twilight and he just took my breath away.
41. Jason Isaacs: Malfoy Sr. Du beautifully horrible man!
40. Francois Arnaud: Everyone NEEDS to go watch the Borgias right now. Uhhhh all he wears is leather pants and cod-pieces.




39. Harry Shum, Jr.: Hello other Magnus! And Matt Chang from Glee!
38. Simon Cowell: Du beautiful critical man you!
37. Isaiah Mustafa: He's the werewolf your man can smell like! XD
36. Rob Pattinson: Uhhhg I'm such Twilight trash... I Liebe THIS MAN!
35. Heath Ledger: RIP Du amazingly beautiful man!
34. Eddie Redmayne: Les Mis anyone? He was fricken amazing in that!
33. Jared Leto: Is there anything this man can't do? Sing, act, looking beautiful. I bet he has a sweet hidden talent like being an expert at the French Horn oder something...
32. Brendon Urie: Have Du guys watched the girls/girls/boys Musik video? Go do that now. You're welcome. :)
31. Elijah Wood: Frodo my love! I'll carry Du up the volcano!




30. Mario Lopez: This man doesn't age, I swear!
29. Logan Lerman: Uhhhh look at his sweet FACE! I just want to put him in my pocket! *hug*
28. Mick Jagger: I'm with Ke$ha on this one... No one has Swagger like Mick Jagger.
27. Chris Evans: Genetically enhanced super soldier indeed! He can turn my flame on! Uhhg I'm sorry about all these puns... (no I'm not)
26. Prince William of England: Hehe, I'd like to party with this guy!
25. Ryan Ross: Humana-humana fave member of P!ATD... I want to touch his HAIR! He cut it a while ago... it made me sad...
24. Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg AKA Pewdiepie: This beautiful man is my fricken spirit animal! PROUD MEMBER OF THE BRO ARMY RIGHT HERE!
23. Adam Lambert: He's giving me quite the fever!
22. Colin Farrell: That Alexander movie... Uhhg, he can be my king of Macedon any time... As long as he wears that outfit...
21. Jim Morrison: *drools* Hnnnnnnnnng... I Liebe this man. Absolutely BAMF!




20. Mark Hamill: He was cute in star, sterne Wars. He was fan-fricken-tastic as the Joker!
19. Jeremy Irons: Pope Scar is my nick-name for him. Uhhhhg. His. VOICE!
18. Yusuke Yamamoto: The best part of the Live Action Ouran Hischool Host Club show!!!!
17. Logan Henderson: BTR is my major guilty pleasure... and so is this man.
16. TaeYang from Big Bang: hnnnnnnnng... Yas.




15.    Barack Obama: This man is amazing. His threshold for stupidity is unmatched!
14.    Zac Efron: C'mon... Du all cannot tell me that youdidn't have at least a tiny crush on him in HSM!
13.    John Travolta: Shhh I forgive Du for Battlefield Earth Du beautiful man.
12.    Shia LeBeouf: ... Holes introduced me to this man... Its still one of my fave Filme EVER because of this cutie!
11.    Paul McCartney: My fave Beatle for a REASON! Maxwell's Silver Hammer all the WAY!


NOW FOR THE oben, nach oben TEN!!!!!!



10. Rupert Brooke:
Handsomest man in England indeed! Uhhhhhhg, I Liebe this man! His Poesie is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! And his letters between him and his friend James Strachey are fricking fun and beautiful to read! HE DIED TOO SOON!




9. David Bowie:
*CRIES* LABRYINTH WAS MY CHILDHOOD!! God this man was sexy. *sniffle* We all shall miss is tremendous musical talent and the blatant sexual tension between him and Mic Jagger. RIP Du magnificent man!




8. Oscar Wilde:
If Du have never heard of this man Du are uncultured swine and need to look up either the Picture of Dorian Grey oder The Importance of being Earnest RIGHT NOW AND EDUCATE YOURSELVES!!
*ehhem*... Yes, this man is a fricking GENIUS! His Poesie is beautiful and uhhhhg I can't EVEN! This man is as beautiful as the things he writes! And that hat! That's one sexy hat.




7. Josh Hutcherson:
Gosh, Josh Hutcherson is adorkable. Uhhhh Why did it take everyone so long to realize your true beauty? *hugs*




6. Jamie Campbell Bower:
Hello other Jace! I don't care if he looks like a heroine addict I think he's beautiful! I feel in Liebe the moment he sagte "artifice" in the Breaking Dawn movie! Uhhhhg then the CoB movie... mmmmmm...




5. strahl, ray Davies:
The sass of this man. Uhhhg I want to touch his HAIR! *grabby hands*
I am a HUMUNGASARUS Fan of the Kinks and I just can't help it! I Liebe Ray! He's another fricking genius! Just go and listen to some of their music, specifically Lola, Wonderboy and [Art Lover[/I] (those are my favorites).




4. Jason Derulo:
Du can talk dirty to me anytime lovey... I'll even Wiggle if Du want me to. XD
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm done now. >.<




3. Justin Bieber:
... STOP JUDGING ME! I CAN FEEL Du JUDGING ME! I can't help it! He just grew up nicely... Physically, obviously not personally. AND Du know what, his Musik HAS gotten MUCH better. :P




2. Dave Davies:
Who knew hotness ran in the family? XD
Uhhhhhhg he's so fricking amazing! He's a beautiful and pure spirit trapped in the body of a minx! I read his biography annually and I fall in Liebe every time! >.<


AND FOR WHAT Du ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!




1. Daniel Radcliffe:
My trump card in Cards Against Humanity is "Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole."
This man is amazing! I... I just can't express my Liebe of this sexy man... That picture of him in Equus though...



Well, there it is... now Du all know what kind of weirdo I am...
I almost regret making this thing...
NAHHHH, Du guys'll be nice to me!
Thanks for suffering through my insanity for a little while!
NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If Du keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fisch stores.

4.A Wisconsin gabelstapler operator for a Miller bier distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper Wird angezeigt him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...
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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Du Liebe her.

5. Call her before Du sleep and after Du wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease Du back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her Favorit movie with her oder her Favorit Zeigen even if Du think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....
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1. Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. Du have to tell a guy what Du really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys Liebe their moms oder grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. Du can never understand him unless Du listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...
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This is my updated Liste of my oben, nach oben 20 Favorit fictional characters. Unfortunately, some characters had to be kicked out to make room for some new Favoriten of mine. I also added honorable mentions for some characters I wish could've made the oben, nach oben 20 but, unfortunately, missed the cut. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion, so please be polite. Please Fan and Kommentar because I Liebe to see what people think and to know that they like my articles.

Honorable Mentions:
30.Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)
29.Pocahontas (Pocahontas)
28.Goofy (The Mickey maus and Friends Franchise)...
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posted by Famegurl754
Aries: Trigon?
Reason: I think he is a good Aries. I'm not saying he was born onthat kind of day, I'm just saying this because I think it fit's him.

Taurus: Beast boy
Reason: he can some times be as MEAN as a bull, he can shape shift into any animal. Sometimes he's as sweet as a Mice, but then he's as mean as a bull.

Gemini: Mas y Menos
Reason: It's obvious, THE TWINS!! DUH!! I know Gemini's can be mysterious then happy but these to are probably Gemini's.

Cancer: Starfire
Reason: Cancer's are moody, so I'd say she's very moody sometimes, Starfire is very nice and caring.

Leo: Jericho
Reason: I know...
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1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag Du down to his level and beat Du with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stahl, stola a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make Du a Christian any Mehr than standing in a garage makes Du a car.
6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....
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Source: www.damnyouautocorrect.com
posted by Nein-Nein
 The brazen stier, bull an execution device
The brazen bull an execution device
The period known as the Middle Ages stands out as one­ of ­the most violent eras in history. This epoch, lasting roughly 1,0­00­ years, from the 5th century to the 15th­, was a time of great inequality and brutality in much of Europe.
Here are some of the devices used to punish and torture criminals :-

THE BRAZEN stier, bull :
The Brazen stier, bull was a hollow brass statue crafted to resemble a real bull. Victims we­re placed inside, usually with their tongues cut out first. The door was shut, sealing them in. Fires would then be lit around the bull. As the victim succumbed to the searing heat inside,...
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Please note that these are all my opinion so some of these may perhaps not be to everyone's tastes but there we are. Also these aren't in any particular order - it would take forever to put them all in an order lol. I won't bore Du with too much Schreiben - surely you're just after the pictures right? :) Oh and lastly for the actors I've only put my favourite film/tv Zeigen that they've been in - it's not that I'm being ignorant about their other work

1.
Name: Kris Lemche (Actor)
From: Final Destination 3
Character: Ian McKinley
Attraction: His gothy style in this film - haven't seen him in anything...
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posted by dodo4
This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The Mehr he gives to others, the Mehr he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer oder Mehr flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a Quelle of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever Du ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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FHM Magazine released a Liste a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do Du all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people oder that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late Zeigen With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved Von The...
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not Von me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot oder putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast Essen restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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Stand on oben, nach oben of the high board and say Du won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because Du have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend Du can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the oben, nach oben of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken kreuz the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to kreuz the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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posted by Feathershine
1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service schreibtisch and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid oder a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so Du don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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